[Text] Its beyond a joke sometimes. I don't get it either. I'm so boring? I don't see where the intense interest comes from. Like fucking hell, I give so much of me and somehow still they feel the need to hack my mums iCloud? It makes me crazy sometimes. [Text] I'm excited to show you where I grew up. Might even pop into the bakery I used to work at and say hello to the ladies if you're up for it.
[text] It’s because you’re hot, and sexy, and they think you’re funny. Only half of that is correct, anyway. People are so obsessed with looks, and it always has been that way. It’s a bit funny, huh? The obsession with looks part, of course. [text] I’m sorry you have to deal with it. If it ever gets too much, and you’re stress, we can hide for a week and I’ll make you tons of hot chocolate and try to make you feel better, okay? [text] IT really sounds lovely. Do I get to see all the adorable naked baby pictures that embarrass you? Those exist in real life, right? [text] Sometimes I forget that you bake. Why don’t you make me food more?
















