#historianisms

[stares palely into the camera; shakily sings 'california here we come' in the hopes that time will rewind and we will become young again]

i'll hold vikki over my head like a small lion cub

you stare into the elephant graveyard that is made of our own aged and brittle bones

one hard quiet beat  

THE PAY GAP IS LOWEST IN MONTREAL SECOND ONLY TO HAMILTON AND HAMILTON IS TERRIBLE i have more i can continue. i can switch to platitudes again. UNCERTAINTY GIVES MEANING.

THERE ARE APPARENTLY AS MANY JOB OPPORTUNITIES THERE AS THERE ARE HERE and women even make more over there so really you’re making a smart decision

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whoa! i remember in 1998 (IN MY DAY) when $0.50 was expensive and i’m stoked as hell about $1.24 now. i don’t even drive right now and i follow gas prices religiously. THE FUTURE IS IN ELECTRICITY *waves cane*

oh man i vaguely remember my parents freaking out about 0.98$, and now i went to fill up the other day and saw $1.39 and bounced in my seat

$1.32 was the cheapest i've seen in the past two years

I AM SORRY. i have stopped now. I WASN’T HERE BACK THEN. A DIFFERENT TIME

it's so weird and horrible? looking back to the start of anything is just. god it's awful. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE MEDIUM AT ALL i still don't but you guys got my back now so i feel better about it

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i saw that too omg

aw no friend don't do this thing

Or maybe Barry is just a dude who enjoys florid literature and writes about his shitty friends and their shitty problems via passive-aggressive horoscopes.

I HOPE THIS A LOT

historianisms replied to your post: nghm15 replied to your post:okay, horo...

honestly i’m always surprised leo horiscopes aren’t written in capslock. YYYEAAHH YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN KILL THIS WEEK. SHAKE YOUR MANE. EAT A MAN