vii. Muuty (Muu + Booty)

Ya'll have told him he has a bony behind for the last time. No more flapjack in the back as he would call it. Admittedly, as a method of impressing those around him that he believes to have very attractive bodies, he worked hard at doing exercises he learned online that would help him with developing a hind end.

It was also an attempt at boosting his confidence in regards to the fact that his rear end is the part of his body that brings him the most discomfort and dysmorphia. He has complexes upon complexes when it comes to such a specific point of his body. At the end of the day, with all things considered, his problem is that he ultimately thinks this region is by far the ugliest and most damaged area he could possibly think of out every cluster of cells on his body.

He also revokes his earlier claim of liking every individual hair on his body for doing the job it was intended for, because he is very adamant on not having a single one from the point starting at the groove of his back side until it reaches the groove at the underside of his groin. To him, even though it is completely natural and protective, having any there is grossly unattractive. Who is he to know if somebody might end up looking at it part way through the day? He'd at least like to give them a good impression of his least savory point of form.

viii. the Weenie

If only he could find an exercise regime that would aid him in this particular department, because he realistically could use the assistance. When it comes to this specific appendage, Muu falls in the lower quadrant of percentiles in terms of size. He teeters barely above three inches when flaccid, and just misses the mark for five when not. As such, he too has a complex when it comes to his genitalia. He'd much rather put a potential suitor in awe out of amazement and lust rather than hear his girth be called cute one more time.

At the same time, though, what has aided him tremendously in holding a more positive out look on his member has been art. Not particularly in anything modern, but rather sculptures of times well into the past of those involved in the Greek or Roman culture. He personally finds the take on masculinity versus androgyny held between such diverse groups of then and now to be so interesting. Especially in how it leaves him with no other choice but to deeply reflect on what being a man even means to him in the first place without any impact subconsciously left behind by those of the past that really got it into his head that he'd never amount to being one back when he was rising into adulthood all those years ago.

"It isn't always about the size of the boat, you know. The motion of the ocean is just as important. At least that is what your mom told me last night when we were making sweet love." - Muu, circa 2022. He's been watching a little bit TOO many adult animated television shows.

Full body images for point of reference of his complete anatomy when compared to others of a taller / wider stature: