the idea that before ilya ever thought of having shane over he went looking for any proof of him being with girls is sooo silly to me. i bet he ctrl f searched through his wikipedia at one point because even though, yeah sure shane’s wikipedia doesn’t have a scandals section, that doesn’t mean that there was never a single time he was seen with someone. he then goes through an hour of searching ‘shane hollander’ + tmz and different gossip mags on an incognito browser. he finds bits and pieces of shane in grainy group photos of his team coming out from a bar or certain tacky photoshoots he did earlier in his career. he also then is reminded that there is nothing of him anywhere. no dingy photo of shane walking down an alley in an outfit ilya remembers stripping off or anything taken from outside of a mildly tinted car window with shane wrapped in a hoodie half asleep against the glass hours after the team had already come back from celebrating. so what can ilya actually be sure of anyway

















