I'm over here having the most pathetic hipster struggle of my life. I recently treated myself to a gorgeous splatter vinyl of the Pixies' Doolittle. I've been listening to it non-stop and I'm growing exceptionally fond of Monkey Gone to Heaven. The thing is, I made up my mind a decade ago that I would resent this song because I've never stopped being salty about getting attacked by a monkey as a child. So now I can't stop listening to this damn song while actively making myself irritated about the sheer existence of monkeys, and it's really fucking petty.

alien verse shaz only wears shirts with alien heads on them because no matter what planet they’re from they love being ~~~~ironic~~~~

Really, where else but Williamsburg are they gonna roll out sod for seating at a block party?