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@hipstcrisms replied to your post
when u and ur friends are at least pseudo-immortal it levels up to a whole new level of shitpost
-- SHORP. when u & ur friends are at least pseudo-immortal u try to find ways to casually kill each other
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“ sooooo how long is your hair? “ he starts eyes trained on the bun sitting neatly on the vampire’s head. and it’s so small too! at least compared to his own hands. he can’t imagine being able to tie that so perfectly under an hour at least. “ oooh are you, like, a secret rapunzel? “
“ i am NOT turnin’ into a horse just so you can take some picture for your instagram or whatever fuckin’ blog you’ve got. ”
@hipstcrisms
@hipstcrisms || ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢
Miri was not having a good time with Liam currently. Frankly, his large amount of sass wasn’t helping his case either, and Miri was having none of this. She folded her arms over her chest in proper pouty princess fashion, and her fins puffed up in insult. Of course, Liam could play his games, he could tease and toy and act as goddamn coy as he pleased, but when it came to Miranda, she had a terrible, terrible temper and did not enjoy being played with, not one bit. She’s had students killed for just looking at her wrong! And here Liam was, cocky and confident as ever.
She debated over her options quickly. However, she knew which one it would ultimately be, and she gave one final huff and quipped back with, “Well, then I shall sorely hope someone hasn’t beaten me to the ‘kiss’ part yet!” And with that, she had to, quickly and before Liam could properly react (or at least, in any way that was going to throw her off), dart upwards and press a kiss to Liam’s lips. It wasn’t much, and she retreated back before either party could truly enjoy it, but it would’ve left bits of strawberry-tasting lipstick on Liam’s lips, combined with the faint taste of saltwater.
@hipstcrisms || ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢
Miri doesn’t take too kindly to being grabbed, but thankfully she’s not in the mood for issuing killing-commands to her guards for the action of someone else touching her. Even further still, this is one of her friends, so she’s even further less inclined to say ‘kill this fucker’ when said fucker happens to be someone she cares about. Damn positive relationships.
Needless to say, Liam managed to restrain her fairly easily. Miranda isn’t exactly strong- if anything, she’s small and delicate, and although she gives a few kicks and squirms against Liam, she has no chance in winning this fight. She’s used to having her fish-goons take care of problems, instead of having to deal with them herself. Her spoiled attitude demands this, and she is not too keen on changing it, so she’s stuck with being effectively useless against Liam’s grip, and gives up on trying to fight back in no time at all.
“No, I need somewhere small, claustrophobic, dark, and full of water to disguise my distress! Liam, release me at once! This is a crisis! I’m feeling...”
“... things.”
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hipstcrisms replied to your post: scotch. don’t get into a sass...
i don’t give a fuck, i can’t be more dead inside. come at me. your words can’t hurt me, these shades are a lesser known off-brand gucci.
my words can’t hurt you but my posts can ruin your blogs. not that you don’t ruin them yourself. your word choice is passe and off-brand gucci is a compliment. stylish as fuck and yet affordable so plebs who think they’re elite like you won’t even think of touching me.
hipstcrisms replied to your post: scotch. don’t get into a sass...
i’ll put you back in the ground.
try me you purple punk.
hipstcrisms replied to your post: “ purple people eater. ” ...
im unfollowing both of you
am i losing my purple people eater????
