#hipstafest

chlaeieyre, blowing into a conch shell like in lord of the flies: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE HIPSTAFEST IS BEGGINGING IN 5 MINUTES YALL GOT 5 MINUTES TILL WE GET HIGH ON GLITTA!!!

*a large crowd of exactly 46298.7 people comes trampling over to the stage where chlaeieyre is standing*

asshleiyghe: wow what should i do first everthing is starting at once!!

chrystheeinah: well frist you should grab some glitta of course to get high on otter wise you will be bored within 1 hour

asshleiyghe, grabbing un sac de glitta: oh of coarse *hugs chrystheeinah so hard that 6 hairs fall out*

*a spidermonkey howls because it is skydiving out of an airplane. this is the signal. hipstafest starts.*

chlaeieyre: GUYS ITS TIME!!!!!

*large projected images of Bratz dolls fly around the sky like spotlights. the crowd chants "Igloo, granola hoop! Igloo, granola hoop!" as an acknowledgement*

*the spider monkey takes off its suit to reveal that it's actually Sunshine Dolly Gorl. she lands on the stage and winks. the crowd punches their necks in sheer admiration.*

chlaeieyre, holding a guitar made of flowers: our opening performance will be a collab with Sunshine Dolly Gorl and Johnnie Gg! *strums 3 chords on guitar, last chord sounds like glitter itself, pure and raw*

*a gigantic wheel of goat cheese rolls onto the stage. Phillpe grabs a katana and cuts the wheel, to reveal Johnnie Gg inside of it, unharmed and able to breathe*

( ): Well we sure know how to make a enterancce!!!

*a band assembles, chlaeieyre holding her flower guitar, asshleiyghe making flute noises with a spoon and phillpe drumming on a gigantic dried croy's aunt*

Johnnie Gg: ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌

Sunshine Dolly Gorl: The town is young and it’s a Friday night… A hot pink building’s shining in the light… The Gorls are comin’ out now, baby There’s a reason why Cause they don’t live in just any town No, they live in Glitta Town!

Johnnie Gg: Glitta on the ground Glitta on the town

Glitta all around Glitta going down Glitta on the floor

Glitta on the door Glitta in a store No one knows what for(✌)

Sunshine Dolly Gorl: I like to sparkle hard on a funky Friday night And gorls more sparkly than me can come and fight (pew pew) I’m a ray of honey in a dull and boring sky And I can rock it with my painted glitta eyes

Johnnie Gg: SO GO BIG OR GO AWAY (That dope chicka chicka and me) Cry n' drive cry n' drive (*muttering: help me*)

(incoherent rapping/singing)

June 10 @ 12 PM: Sunshine Dolly Gorl and Johnnie Gg opening performance

June 10 @ 2 PM: The Webkin Wonders concert

June 10 @ 5 PM: Daisy La Mae promotes her books

June 10 @ 7 PM: Sun Theo performance

June 11 @ 10 AM: Johnnie Gg and Mad Money Dundee rap

June 11 @ 12 PM: The Real Teens of New Hampshire- reality live play

June 11 @ 2 PM: Dancing Bandit performance

June 11 @ 5 PM: Huntley Gathermen poetry reading

June 12-20: ???????????