I would like to formally introduce everyone to Noonie. Please don't be speciest, and refer to her as a unicorn. She is, in fact, a Hippocorn: a Hippo, endowed with a magical upside down ice-cream cone on her head.
You MAY, however, call her fat. That won't offend her at all. She actually takes it as a compliment. The fatter the Hippocorn, the more squishy and magically lovable they are.
















