#hindude

My friend’s wedding yesterday had a rainbow space theme and I was planning to bleach this to do a rainbow look for zir special day because I figured ze would appreciate it, but then the time came and this was still just looking way too good to do bleach crimes to just yet and no one there with whomst I discussed the issue felt that I made a bad decision, myself included

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

Like 30% of the impetus for removing most of my shirt’s sleeves was that I had these cool shoulder tattoos that were never getting seen by anyone.

How dare you, it’s a very serious job, he didn’t spend four years at paw school to be ridiculed like this

This is Umesh. He is the greatest cricketer India has ever and will ever produce. I love you my hindude.

lmao, my neighborhood cats are pretty chill with each other but they get stroppy when the raccoons come around

Hell yeah! I won’t be another power of two again for another 32 years so I’m definitely gonna live this one up as best I can

Ur telling me that name coulda been for a blog for a very specific niche of wizard stoners????