#himbothemboswagger

Why should you vote Emperor?

"fun fact coroika was about to be cancelled and taken off of corocoro but then hinodeya introduced emp and sales boomed. so yeah shoutout to the he/she/they tumblr sexyperson of all time"

Why should you vote Burger Chainz?

Why should you vote Clay?

"This man is so very himbo. Honestly all mudwings give off himbo vibes, but like clay especially. He’s such a sweetheart I love him 🩷"

"shoutout to clay, ceo of best older brother ever"

"he is the definition of himbo he’s buff and stupid"

Why should you vote Laios?

"The dudes so nice but everyone (in story) judges him way too cuz hes bad at picking up social cues and has monsters as a special interest. Multiple times where hes just trying to be friends with people but they get angry at him cuz he can’t pick up their not interested even though they never actually tell him explicitly. He is my boi and its very unfair. No way this guy is neurotypical. It takes until the last 20 chapters when the world is literally ending because of the demon controlling the dungeon for him to finally conclude “maybe the dungeon is actually bad”. He just wants to become a cool monster and live in peace but eldritch horror and political maneuvering keep on getting in the way. A bunch of dudes literally try kill him but he’s just chill with them cuz hes cool like that."

"HE HAS A FRYING PAN"

Why should you vote Hatty Hattington?

"He’s my fat fucking little boy he better fucking win he is the best friend to one and all please hug him and cherish him that’s why you have hands"

Why should you vote Laios Touden?

"HE'S SUPER SWEET!!! Also like tell me that wanting to be a monster isn't autistic coded (it is). He cares about his friends a LOT!! LITERALLY WENT INTO A DUNGEON WITH BARELY ANYTHING JUST TO SAVE HIS SISTER TOO! IF HE COULD ADVENTURE ALONE HE WOULD BUT HIS FRIENDS DIDNT LET YIM!! AUTISM BE DAMNED MY BOY CAN GRILL"

"The dudes so nice but everyone (in story) judges him way too cuz hes bad at picking up social cues and has monsters as a special interest. Multiple times where hes just trying to be friends with people but they get angry at him cuz he can’t pick up their not interested even though they never actually tell him explicitly. He is my boi and its very unfair. No way this guy is neurotypical. It takes until the last 20 chapters when the world is literally ending because of the demon controlling the dungeon for him to finally conclude “maybe the dungeon is actually bad”. He just wants to become a cool monster and live in peace but eldritch horror and political maneuvering keep on getting in the way. A bunch of dudes literally try kill him but he’s just chill with them cuz hes cool like that."

"HE HAS A FRYING PAN"

Why should you vote Roman Sanders?

"ROMAN!!!! ROMAN MY SILLY LITTLE MAN. HE HAS NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON HALF THE TIME, HES THE MOST SASSY BITCH EVER IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE, HES BIG AND DUMB, HE HAS A STINKY RAT MAN FOR A BROTHER, TYPE OF GUY TO THINK IT ISNT GAY TO KISS THE HOMIES GOODNIGHT, PROBABLY KINS PRINCE CHARMING FROM HIT MOVIE CINDERELLA 3 A TWIST IN TIME"

"Roman is a state of mind, Roman is a slay, Roman is an icon, you love Roman and Roman loves you."

Why should you vote Lamplighter?

"Literally confirmed by the dev (nightmargin) I kid you not!!! Nightmargin said that he's a himbo!!! Literally canon!!! (Like here: https://www.tumblr.com/nightmargin/190376943326/i-recently-realized-lamplighter-is-a-textbook)"

Why should you vote Flint Bonpyre?

"idk what this is for but FLINTTTTTTTTT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

"his name is awesome!!"

Why should you vote Kronk?

"He can get the poison, the poison to kill Kuzco, that poison, but turns Kuzco into a Llama instead because Kronk's such a Chad (positive) like that."

"What is there even to say. The ultimate himbo yet simultaneously a genius subversion of the trope. I think tumblr would appreciate the nuance. He bakes, he's kind, he loves animals, he's a boy scout, he's almost as queer-coded as the main character of his franchise. If anyone deserves the title of Best Himbo/Thembo it's surely him"

Why should you vote Launchpad McQuack?

"he has crashed every vehicle he drives. he doesn't fully realize that he can drive something without crashing it. he only got his driver's license after years of being a chauffeur/pilot. he thought halloween was a gathering of demon children for most of his life. he convinced someone to become a superhero from a show they both have a special interest in. he's canonically bisexual."

"Hello it's me the runner of the himbothemboswagger polls I have not watched ducktales 2017 but someone mentioned that the creator themself called him a himbo and I don't want that to get lost in the replies so I am putting it here"

"planes are hot"

Why should you vote Zuke?

"he def a stoner. kisses him."

"SUCH a dumbass /affectionate. not a single thought in that head"

Why should you vote Kiwi/Bard?

"WE LIKE TO DO A LITTLE BARDING"

"Sorry wall-e but bard sings"

"They sing! They dance! They are the embodiment of silly!!! They would give a second chance to someone who's intent on destroying the world because they are full of love. <3"

Why should you vote Aloha?

"VOTE ALOHA YOU LITTLE SHITS. BRO IS FRUITY AS HELL, CAN RIZZ ANYONE UP NO MATTER THE GENDA, IS A DUMBASS, AND MAY BE PASSIVE AGRESSIVE BUT STILL V MUCH CARES FOR EVERYONE. HELL, HES CANONICALLY A SURFER WHEN INKLINGS CANT TOUCH WATER ACCORDING TO LORE. BRO IS A BADASS AND A HIMBO (and remember, every round aloha wins is 1 month of just coloring him)"

"bro is FRUITY!! THE WHOLE SALAD!!!!!"