Oct 21, 2019
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Someone, pointing to Bo Burnham: Who's that?
Me: Oh, him? Bo.
Probs of being a Grade A Dumbass married to another fucking Dumbass:
He got me sick. I said SPECIFICALLY not to get me sick, I have a weaker immune system. This absolute fucking himbo can’t keep his hands off of me and now I’m suffering. You idiot, I did not take care of you for two weeks while meticulously bleaching everything and washing my hands and make you soup from scratch for you to kiss me the second you felt better, you absolute dolt. You ninny. Why are your eyes so pretty I can’t say no to you kissing me! You!! This is your fault you biscuit-brain!!!
Ashley sir, you are mad stupid. Please hold me in your arms.
the concept of Dan and Phil being himbos is so funny to me like... honey combined you have 2 and a bit degrees, and the occasional vocabulary of a 17th century poet. yet you still microwave foil and mix up flour and sugar x
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i need y’all’s best himbo movie recommendations. anything that’s come out from 1980-present, preferably comedy, action, or romance but i’ll take any genre. i’ve been on a movie kick as of late and i need some good himbo content to watch 👀