#hillbillyquotes

"some FOLKS are a few ACCESSORIES shy of a WARDROBE, meanwhile there ARE others, that WOULD sell the family TRACTOR, just to BUY a PLOW" God bless them all

"your SUCCESS isn't DETERMINED by the AMOUNT of TIME it TOOK to GET there, it's MEASURED by the AMBITION you HAD, to MAKE the TRIP"

"if ANYBODY has ANYTHING good to SAY, I am all EARS, like the HEARING aid CENTER or a CORN field" lol God bless us all

"MENOPAUSE in a WOMAN, is like a CELLPHONE without a SIGNAL, or a COMPUTER minus the INTERNET" God bless us ALL

"DONT come AROUND to REAP the HARVEST, if you WEREN'T even THERE, to PLANT the CROP" (be a Moocher)

“don’t pay for PREACHER, and EXPECT a CONGREGATION” (be grateful for EVERYTHING)

IGNORANCE has NEVER been a TEACHER, why are SO many STUDENTS standing in LINE

"Please don't INVITE any more CLOWNS to my CIRCUS, my TENT is ALREADY at FULL capacity"