#hill13

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Sharon’s the werewolf who is supposed to be careful about who she talks to. This does not stop her from talking to the new woman in town and finding her a bit more attractive than most. 

Maria doesn’t know why she’s going home with a local, she usually doesn’t until after. But this woman is different, although she can’t put her finger on it...

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

Maria’s a badass pirate who sees a beautiful mermaid trapped in a net and cuts her loose. As thanks, the mermaid--Sharon, so her lulling voice sounds out--protects the ship and makes sure rival ships go down permanently 

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Maria’s the sleek dog who looks quite regal, while Sharon cannot stop getting weird stains on her jeans and forgets her witch hat a lot. They get together on well, and Sharon is almost always underestimated. 

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Sharon’s the barista who watches amused as Maria orders coffee every morning for her and her boss. Apparently it’s a High Stakes Security job, and Maria downs her coffee from the get-go. Sharon has the order ready to go each morning, even if she isn’t there. 

This leads to Fury making his right-hand-woman go down to the coffee shop and actually ask this woman out. 

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Maria’s the professor who is good if a little intimidating. Sharon’s the sweet TA who always has coffee brought in for Professor Hill, smiles at her when she makes an excellent point, and makes sure the students understand the material if they need some office hours. 

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Maria’s the knight who is one of the best-trained knights. She gets put on protection detail for Sharon, which she doesn’t necessarily like. She was trained to pursue threats, villains, and fight for the crown. 

Queen Peggy assures her that “believe me...you’ll need your training.” 

What Knight Maria wasn’t expecting was a princess who would much rather escape, and is quite good at it. 

But not as good as Maria is at finding her. 

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Sharon’s the teacher, and Maria has small, silent Bucky as her new charge. Ms. Carter is nice, sweet, and Bucky clocks her as a crush the moment his new guardian sees her. 

So of course with his table group of Nat, Steve, and Sam? Well, they can make a match. Call it an extracurricular. 

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Sharon writes the Cheesiest, Funniest, Worst Romance-Mystery-Murder books ever. Each title is a horrible pun, the suburban moms love the novels, and Maria hates editing them. 

“I hired you, right?” Sharon asks. She brings over cookies and lemonade as a treat and an appeasement for her latest installment, which is a new chief-of-police Harriet, who falls in love with new-small-business-owner Lena. 

Maria hates that she’s editing it. 

im sorry if this is bad, because this is based more on what i wish these characters were instead of how they’re actually portrayed in the mcu

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“You realise that you’re supposed to be in love with me right?” 

Sharon digs her nails into the palm of her hand, before looking over at Maria, “I know sweetheart”

Maria huffs, and slides her arm around Sharon’s waist (and Sharon grows stiff, trying to not show off how much she craves the touch), leaning in so her breath tickles the edge of Sharon’s ear, “well then act like it 13″

She holds her position for a couple more seconds, enough for a rosy blush to coat Sharon’s cheeks before pulling away

“That’s more like it,” she stays, stepping back and extending a singular hand, “now lets go dance”

Sharon intertwines their fingers, pulling her palm up to her lips and pressing a painted kiss on them

When she looks back up, Maria has an odd expression on her face- but she just shakes it off and pulls Sharon onto the dance floor

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The problem is that, it wouldn’t be hard for Sharon to pretend like she’s in love with Maria. It wouldn’t be hard because she wouldn’t be pretending; but Sharon can’t let that part of herself come out, because if she does- then Maria will know and a decade long friendship will go drown the drain

Maria doesn’t do office romances, it was the first thing she ever told Sharon. But Sharon went ahead and fell in love with her anyway

They glide across the dance floor, fingers intertwined and Maria’s left arm a steady waist against her back. Its grounding, re-assuring, torturous- because Maria is close enough that Sharon can count the freckles on her face, near enough that just a simple lean with connect their lips; but she’s still so far away

In one practised move, Maria spins her around and dips her almost completely- bending down along with her until their chests are touching

“Open your eyes 13,” she whispers, and Sharon opens them to see a white-haired man staring unabashedly at them dancing, “thats our target”

Maria pulls her back up and Sharon locks her legs under Maria’s- pulling her close in and then out; before finally separating

“Got it,” she says- before going to the bar to clear her head

There is the mission, and nothing else, she murmers to herself, as Maria walks across the dance-floor to coyly introduce herself to the man who was ogling them not 5 minutes ago

Fin

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Femslash February - Day Fifteen: Sharon x Maria - Witches AU.

So I decided to try one of those prompt request things again, but this time with smut. You can request any prompt from this list. 

The ships you can request are:

Romanogers

WinterWitch

BuckyNat

Stucky

StuckyNat

SamSharon/Falcon13

WinterHill

Hill13 (Maria Hill x Sharon) 

fake posters for a sadly fake netflix series

Valk I love you and I hope you know that

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Natasha, when Maria is with the World Council or Sharon is in a CIA meeting, she does this to annoy them, but the time is better spent reading Natasha’s texts rather than listening to The Straight White Old Men speaking

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Natasha (see the other ask) but Sharon does too sometimes, there’s something about what Natasha sees in those movies that makes her see them in a light she never did before

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Maria (see the other ask) because Sharon doesn’t get up until she can properly function and Natasha is always on her toes

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Natasha!!! She does it succefully with Sharon most of the times, but Maria sometimes realizes she’s approaching, but still lets her have her fun

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Both Sharon and Maria use Natasha as a human radiator, fight me on this!!!

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

The three of them, snuggled up, because there’s no other way to watch Reality TV. Sharon made them popcorn and chips and was rewarded with Maria falling asleep on her. Natasha took 137 pictures of them and tagged them all #HowCanYouSleepWhenTGBBOisPlaying.

Who laughs more during sex?

They all do (but Sharon usually starts it, Maria and Natasha were a lot more serious in bed before the three of them started dating)

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

i miss the thought of a forever you and me, but all you’re missing is my body

kinda angsty maria hill/sharon carter/natasha romanoff + strangers by halsey ft. lauren jauregui (but don’t worry, they’ll eventually talk about their feelings)

Hill13 (MariaHill/Sharon Carter) + single parent

“Mommy,” the small dark haired boy called out. “Mommy whereare you?” Tears were about to fall down as he tried looking for her all overthe supermarket.

“Hey little guy are you lost,” a woman with brown hairkneeled down. “It’s okay I’m a cop,” she showed him her badge. “So you can talkto me.”

The boy sniffled, “Mommy told me not to talk to strangersunless they’re a cop.”

“And you’re a smart boy for listening. Here you can see ifmy badge is real or not.” She handed him the leather case and he felt thegolden star symbol on it. “Feel real?”

“Yup,” he smiled at her as he handed her badge back. “I lostmy mommy and I don’t know where she is.”

“That’s alright we’ll find her. My name is Maria Hill andwhat’s your name?”

“Matthew Carter, but you can call me Matt,” this time hesmiled brightly showing his missing tooth. “I’m five.”

“Well Matt, why don’t we go find where you’re mommy is okay?”

“Okay, I got separated from her in the fruit section.”

Hill stroke the boy’s head, “Well Matt what does your mommylook like?”

“She’s really pretty, blonde hair and blue eyes, almostabout your height.”

“Okay Matt, let’s go find someone that fits thatdescription.”

It took a while but before they were about to head to anotheraisle that’s when they heard someone shouting.

“MATTY!”

The boy turned around and smiled, letting go of Hill’s handand ran towards his mother.

“Mommy!” He laughed as she held him in her arms.

“Oh baby I thought I lost you.” Matt’s mother held himclose. “Oh honey don’t ever do that again.”

“I’m sorry mommy I didn’t listen to you.” He looked over atHill. “But a cop helped me look for you.”

His mother faced the direction to where he was pointing andnearly blushed. “Thank you so much for helping my son.”

Once Hill stood in front of them she smiled, “He’s a smartkid too. Told me how you told him to only talk to cops. He also knew that mybadge was real.”

“Yeah he’s seen plenty of police badges because of hisuncle.”

“I’m Maria Hill.”

“Sharon Carter, thank you once again for finding my son. Ialmost thought he got kidnapped.”

“Kidnapped?”

Sharon nodded, “Yes my husband walked out on us a coupleyears back. He’s also been fighting to gain custody rights to Matthew.”

“Well I’ll do whatever it takes to help protect you two.”

The blonde nearly groaned, “Ugh as if my cousin wasn’tenough.”

“If you don’t mind me asking, who’s your cousin?”

“Captain America,” Matthew smiled.

“Wait you’re cousin is Steve Rogers?”

Sharon blushed, “Yeah that’s him alright. Total Boy Scoutand America’s golden boy as well. Wait do you work at the same precinct as him?”

“Yeah except I’m a rank higher than him.”

Hill helped the mother and son duo walk safely back to theblonde’s car. Once Matt was seated, Sharon looked at Hill.

“Thank you for your help,” pushing back a strand of hair sheblushed, “if you don’t mind me asking, I was wondering if I could take you outsometime, as a thank you of course.”

“Sure no problem.”

Before Hill left, Sharon grabbed her wrist and placed a kisson her cheek. “If you wanted to know, I’m actually bisexual.”

“Well I’ll be damn,” Hill smiled and quickly wrote down hernumber. “Like I said if you need any help just call me or for anything personal.”