#hildon

Is it weird...

That I find Hildon adorable?

Like... I just want to keep him.

Hogback:

asks Hildon what's wrong when he flies in. since Hildon is the one who went to go fetch Perona for SZ-900's awakening, he was probably sent to go get Hogback, too. Hogback knows Hildon is just the messenger.

and yet, when Hildon tells Hogback about Absalom's request for the wedding...

that doesn't look comfortable.

oh also this made Hildon fall over as soon as Hogback was done screaming in his face

but we all know Hogback's not very nice. nothing new here.

Absalom:

okay, yes, Hildon freaked out and called him a perv after the accident, and that's why Absalom blasted him with the cannon in his sleeve... except Absalom's entire army was doing the same thing earlier and all he did was tell them to knock it off. this is nothing new for him, so why blast Hildon for it??

Absalom literally called Hildon by his name just to get him to turn around so he could blast him in the face.

As Hildon said himself, "That was mean."

Moria:

... honestly the more harmless one here. you know there's a problem when the guy who personally removes people's shadows is the nicest guy to the messenger... by comparison. yeah, he told Hildon to go deal with Oars/the island changing course by himself, but Moria always makes someone else do the work. he wasn't going out of his way to trouble Hildon, unlike a certain lion-faced clear man-

the only possible meanness here is actually speculative. as soon as he told Hildon to go deal with it by himself, he sped up so Hildon would get left behind. a bit rude, but, again, not out of the ordinary for Moria. he probably didn't know Luffy was gonna smack Hildon over the treeline(when the trees are almost as tall as 22-foot-tall Moria), bc. how would he know that.

Those generals who told Hildon to shut up + called him a coward for warning them not to oppose Oars when they literally had an army of generals that Oars defeated laying on the ground in front of them:

... self-explanatory.