#hiitspath

They don't even make it to the bed in the end.

one is matt/frank bc a lot of people try to make them domestic, and i just don't think that would work for them.

i ship them in a very specific way. i think they would be very toxic together in a serious relationship and that it would implode/explode spectacularly. like the ideal fratt dynamic to me is that while their ideals don't mesh, they have a lot of respect for each other and they hooked up once or twice and remember it fondly (frank moreso than matt, who would consider it part of a darker time in his life) and they refer to each other as an "old friend."

Hal tastes like bitter coffee and ashes. It's not what he pictured Hal tasting like when he imagined them kissing. Guy makes a face.

"What?" asks Hal.

"You taste fucking awful."

"I do not!"

"You taste like black coffee and cigarettes. It's disgusting."

Hal crosses his arms, pouting at the kitchen table.

"Nobody ever complained before," he mutters.

"To your face."

Hal hmphs. He takes a sip of coffee and sighs. Then gets up to go to the bathroom he guesses. Guy sips from his not gross coffee and takes a bite of toast.

A few minutes later Hal comes back, smirking annoyingly. He leans down to give Guy a kiss, and his mouth tastes like toothpaste.

If they would just give it a chance!! 😫 (jk lol)

I think they would be super fun together. Kirsten would be like, "omg there's two of you" and they would annoy her and each other with their antics.

some random thoughts:

I've always thought it was interesting that Kirsten was friendly enough with Spider-Man to try to get him to bring Matt in when they thought he was having a nervous breakdown. And I always wondered how she contacted him in the first place, because Spider-Man's not exactly in the phone book.

I'd love to see a storyline where they fight over Kirsten and she's kind of into it. Like obviously she's not gonna let them be cavemen about it, but Matt did break her heart and she's not above letting him suffer a little. Peter's also hot and Matt's friend, so that helps lol. And maybe later she's like "can't you just both date me?" and they're like 😤. But then they do it anyway lol.

Foggy is their unspoken fourth, even though he's not aware of this lol.

They're all switches

If anyone even hints they're going after Kirsten, they better run fast.

hal/sinestro is one of those ships where i like it for drama reasons, but i wouldn't want hal to end up with him bc i feel like it would be awful for him.

silver age hal/sinestro amuses me greatly bc they're like the genghis khan music video. just putting each other in situations.

12. things you said when you thought i was asleep

Spideydevil

Ship it

1. What made you ship it?

I can't remember exactly what made me ship them. I think I was looking for Peter mlm ships besides Peter/Wade, and there were a couple of good Matt/Peter fics floating around. Then I found some posts where people posted snapshots of comic moments with them, and I found them really interesting because they have such a long history together that hardly anyone knows about.

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

I love how they're each other's first choice when they have a mission or a scheme they're cooking up.

Their inner monologues about how good, noble, and brave the other is, while outwardly being like he sucks lol.

The way that Matt is cold and two sided to everyone, but Peter sees a different side of him.

I love that they do stuff like antiquing when they hang out in civvies.

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I hate when people write Matt as too serious and Peter as never taking anything serious. Or making Matt the "cool guy" in comparison to Peter being uncool. They're both losers, c'mon. They're just losers in different ways.

Johnny/MJ

Ship it

1. What made you ship it?

They sort of creeped up on me, I guess. I just remember seeing random panels someone posted talking about Peter/Johnny/MJ and there was something about Johnny waiting with MJ in the waiting room at the hospital (I can't remember if it was for Peter, but I think it was), plus Johnny making comments to Peter about MJ being his dream girl.

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

I feel like Johnny would be happy just working a regular job and/or staying home with their baby while MJ is out being a career woman, and they would have a really nice life together.

Johnny is the guy who is like, "I love my wife so much. She is my moon and stars. The sun in my sky. I would do anything for her." and if anyone says anything disparaging about their spouse, Johnny is just like judging them. Like "maybe you should reflect on your inadequacies as a husband/wife, instead of making shitty, unfunny jokes about a person who loves you."

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?