(this is completely ripped off the actual storyline as I didn't even read the manga yet [it's more like an au where Higuruma doesn't leave Yuji in the theater]) Sorry if it's out of character or doesn't make sense sometimes but it's my first fic about actual characters and not my ocs lol

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During the Culling Games, after Yuji met Higuruma and Megumi got protected by Takaba,  the duos both teamed up and the two teenagers looked for eachother for days before finally finding one another. The encounter between the older men was a bit awkward, yet the comedian didn't hesitate to crack a few jokes at the way the lawyer doesn't smile at all. Yuji and Megumi said that they need to get to another colony, which Kashimo is in, in order to set a new rule to free Megumi's sister - Tsumiki. The pink haired boy came up with a solution to find the sorcerer faster - by splitting into two groups. Itadori suggested Megumi to go with Takaba, but he refused, since he didn't want to deal with more of his 'unfunny' (to him) bullshit. 

- I'll be taking this grumpy man with me! - Takaba exclaimed, hooking his arm around Higuruma's shoulders - I will make sure once we meet again, he'll be smiling like a child at the thought of sweets!

Higuruma just closed his eyes and didn't protest at all, while Yuji gave the two older men a thumbs up. 

- Alright then, ya remember the man we're looking for? - asked the pink haired boy.

- Yes, he shouldn't be hard to find - Higuruma said calmly yet his tone had a cold accent to it.

Takaba just nodded along while standing in the most goofy pose he could think of during that moment, which made both Higuruma and Yuji smile. Hiromi's smile was more like a minor smirk, at the corner of his lips. The comedian noticed and gave them a big smile. Megumi stood there unfazed as he torn down the whole situation.

- We have no time to lose, let's go, Itadori.

Both teams began walking in opposite directions, Yuji waving the other team goodbye.

And just like that, the search for Kashimo started. Takaba and Higuruma went through a lot of fights and nailed them perfectly one after another, it's almost as if they were a perfect duo, because they didn't have any problem with defeating anyone.. Well there was an issue, especially after a fight with stronger sorcerers. Takaba striked a really unnecessary joke, completely unaware about his cursed technique, because he still didn't get a hold of it yet. The comedian pulled out a mirror out of nowhere and checked himself out with a smug face.

- All these fights, yet I still look as handsome as an adult catalogue model! - he snickered at his reflection, clearly speaking with a sarcastic tone while flexing his muscles - ain't I right, Higurumin?!

- It's Higuruma, I told you like a thousand times already and it's only been a couple of hours.

Higuruma ignored the earlier comment at first, but after a while of stretching after the last fight and adjusting his suit, he felt something snap in him as he looked at his teammate. His eyes ran up and down Takaba as his mind started racing and his face slightly reddened. He suddenly realized what's happening and cleared his throat while trying to snap back into reality and continue the search. Higuruma didn't even mind the sorcerer's clothes until now, his eyes loomed over his physique atleast a thousand times in less than 10 seconds. 

- Higurumi- Higuruma, what's up? - the comedian asked looking back at his ally.

- No- uh, nothing - the lawyer itched his scalp nervously - it's just hard to fight with your- I mean in my suit.

- Then take it off! - Takaba laughed again.

Higuruma's eyes widened as he heard him chuckle once again. The half clothed man looked at him with a concerned face and walked up to check if he's okay, he waved his hand in front of his face. 

- Higuruma.. Ya sure you're really okay? 

- Ekhem... Yes, yes, just a warmer day today..

- Ohh okay then- 

As soon as Takaba turned away, Higuruma looked at his surroundings and noticed a blue toyota aqua standing right across the road, he zoomed to it, and as soon as he realized it's open he let out a sigh of relief and jumped in it and closed the door quickly. The comedian heard the car door shut and looked around, only to notice that his teammate is gone. He looked around thinking that the lawyer is just playing with him, then noticed the car slightly moving and walked up to it. He couldn't see the inside of it, so he opened the door hoping that Higuruma is in it. Takaba spread the door wide open with a big smile on his face until he saw what was inside - Higuruma curled up on the seat while leaning to the window, completely stripped.

- HA?! Is it really that hot? Want me to bring ya a fan, if there even is one round here? Oh wait, the car has an AC! We should turn that on!

Takaba leaned forward from the back seats to the front console to try and turn the AC on, the curled up man didn't say anything the whole time but glanced at the comedian from beneath his arm. He couldn't help but look at his ass from time to time, trying to prevent his intrusive thoughts from taking over him. Suddenly, he felt a light breeze coming from the vents, it actually helped his gut a little. 

- Why aren't you talking? Are you having a heat stroke in the middle of November?

Takaba looked back at Higuruma, his gaze shifted as he noticed the lawyer was looking at his lower back. He sat back in the backseat next to the man and poked at him jokingly. 

- You have quite the curious eyes, don't youuu?

He invaded his personal space more by every second, giving him that silly ass smirk he always does. Takaba suddenly had doctor clothing on himself (a product of his cursed technique) and a thermometer in his hand, which he stuck under Higuruma's armpit. 

- I don't have a feve-

- shhh.. - the comedian placed a finger on the other man's lips, which certainly threw him off.

After a few seconds he took the thermometer away and looked at it's little screen - 36.6°C - it's perfect (the doctor clothes were gone by the time btw). Takaba scratched his chin with a slight look of concern. 

- Spread your legs for me - the comedian commanded with the most serious face he could do at the moment.

- Wha- Now why would I do tha-

Before he could finish the sentence, Takaba already did the job for him. He quickly covered himself up with his arms. 

- This is so awkward - the lawyer exclaimed with pure embarrassment.

- What is awkward about this? We're both men, come on Higurumin, why are you so embarrassed? Ya got a new lady on your mind?

The half clothed man looked at him with a smug expression, yet at the same time his face showed some sort of respect Hiromi found comforting, yet arousing even more at the same time. Fumihiko reached out to pull Higuruma's hands apart to reveal what he's hiding. The naked man covered his face up, completely flustered while the other looked down at his hard-on. 

- Is this what you're embarrassed of? It's normal to get hard in the middle of the day, don't you know?

- I- it's not for me. 

- Huh? What do you mean?

- I haven't had it standing up like this in what..? Like 10 years?

Takaba looked a bit shocked trying to process the situation but maintained his sarcastic demeanor. He looked at the lawyer in silence for a moment, then Higuruma sighed and lowered his palms on his face to meet his ally's gaze. 

- Do you know what this means, Takaba?

- You saw a hot baddie in a commercial?

- Oh my god- No! YOU made me react this way!

- Ohhh.. I was so right about being as handsome as an adult catalogue model! 

Hiromi sighed at Fumihiko's act of cluelessness and made a swift move forward to pin him down on the seats. 

- Listen, I know you're playing with me, but your cursed technique makes me want to blow your ass out.

- Eh.. I still haven't gotten hold of it yet.. 

- I can tell, and it's making me want you even more.

After those two sentences, Takaba finally figured out the seriousness of the situation as his face slowly turned red. He adjusted one of his legs nervously but made the wrong move and put it too high up accidentally nudging Higuruma's crotch, which made the other man squirm and let out a soft groan that made the comedian flush red even more.

- I- Sorry.. Want me to help you out with that?

- Ah- no.. You don't have to.. I'll figure it out myself.

Before Higuruma tried to pull back up from the awkward position, the comedian hooked his arm around the lawyer's shoulders and lowered his face close to his, making their noses touch. They looked at eachother for a few seconds until Takaba couldn't stop himself from kissing the other man. Hiromi got caught off guard but let his hands snake around the half clothed man's waist, resting his palms on his ass while gently squeezing it, which made the receiver tense up against him. After they broke the kiss, heavy breathing filled the car as both men were trying to catch their breath while looking at eachother in complete stun.

- Did we just- - Higuruma asked, still trying to maintain his disturbed breathing.

- Holy shit. That was.. something.. - Takaba brought up his hand to his chest to feel his heartbeat - my heart is racing, man..

- Same here.. I- uhh..

- I didn't mean to- I did it by impuls-

The lawyer put a finger on the other's lips before leaning back in but gave room for Fumihiko to decide if he wanted to do that again. Fortunately for Higuruma, he leaned in as well and they started kissing again, this time Takaba made a really bold move - wrapping his legs around the other man's waist (zesty mf) and running circles on his back with his hands. The comedian wasn't the only one making big steps as the man on top of him was basically squeezing his ass now like a stress squishy. They both were latched on themselves like a pair of leeches, the vehicle was filled with smooching sounds and heavy breathing, as well as occasional grunts and whimpers. After a while, Higuruma broke the kiss and buried his face in the crook of Takaba's neck. That make out session was probably the most intense in both of their lives, note to self Higuruma is 36 during this and Takaba is 35 lol ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹. Anyways, both of them were practically gasping for air now, it was so hot in there even the AC wasn't helping. After a while of just laying there panting, Fumihiko leaned into Hiromi's ear and whispered:

- Higuruma... I want you too.. Right here, right now..

The addressed man looked up in shock, not believing what he just heard, but the strange feeling of something hard pressing against his stomach made him realize he wasn't dreaming. 

- Are you sure..?

- Ye- YEAH! 100%!!!

Higuruma smirked at the comeback of Takaba's joking demeanor, it was the trait he liked him the most for. 

- Okay then! Uhh- I've never done this before, actually.

- HUHH?! You??? That's impossible! There's no way you didn't get laid, especially with that handsome face of yours!

- Hurtful truth, I prioritized law more than anything.. Also thanks for the compliment, I really appreciate it..

- You overworked yourself, huh? 

- Yes, but that's not important right now. All I care about in this moment is the really attractive man beneath me. 

- Awh stawp.. - the comedian made a joking hand gesture while blushing his ass off like a teenage girl.

Hiromi chuckled at him before sitting up to get a full glance at the sight in front of him, before accidentally locking his eyes on Takaba's lower stomach, how it was absolutely obvious what was about to happen in a few minutes. The man in front of him noticed that he's looking down at his body, which made him realize how Higuruma felt earlier, yet he fought back covering himself up because that was more normal for him, especially when he flashed the lawyer a LOT while fighting. The man looking down reached out to trace down the outline of Fumihiko's suit, teasingly stopping at the belt, tugging at it with his index finger.

- Now, how do you take this off, hmm? Or do I just tug it and do what we both want to do?

- Here.

The comedian sat up, kicked his shoes off, threw them off the seat, took off his gloves and undid his choker thingy (I have no idea how else you call it) as well as his belt, slipping the remains of his super-hero inspired costume off, which revealed more of his skin. Upon seeing that, Higuruma scanned his frame, noticing that with the symmetry, Takaba seems a lot more muscular than when he has the costume on, which certainly made him let out a quiet "wow" under his breath because he wasn't as well built as him, given that they both were employed before the Culling Games began. Noticing the lawyer freezing up before him, Fumihiko moved closer to him, giving him a little boop on the nose and making a sound along with it. Higuruma shook his head and looked at the man longingly, before slowly closing the distance between them and taking Takaba's left hand in his right, their fingers intertwining. The short silence made them both comfortable with eachother as they looked at one another with a warm gaze. After a while they started making out like two horny teenagers again, their hands parting and making their own ways on eachother's bodies. Takaba's arms were hooked over his shoulder and back, while Higuruma's went straight for where they were earlier, sending jolts down the comedian's spine, which made him arch and squirm like crazy. Hiromi knew it was the right time to take action and with one swift motion, after stopping the kiss, he spread Fumihiko's legs before positioning himself between them, teasing his ally's tight hole. The comedian got caught off guard but went with the flow despite shaking because of the surge of such intense emotions. Suddenly, a lyric emerged from the radio speaker - "WHAT IS LOVE?!??! BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE!!!" - which caught the attention of both of them, especially since there was no signal in the colonies. Higuruma quickly realized that it was Takaba's doing, more like his cursed technique's. 

- It's your doing, isn't it?

Fumihiko just nodded with a fuckass smile on his face and adjusted his position for his torso to lean on the side for support. Higuruma understood what he was doing and grabbed his leg to put it over his shoulder.

- Well if you want your first time to be like this, so be it.

The lawyer grabbed his throbbing dih with his free hand and slowly guided it inside the other man, which made both of them gasp. He looked down at him for confirmation if he can continue. Takaba quickly nodded, signaling that he's ready. Hiromi didn't waste any time and continued to slowly move forward as he felt his shaft getting embraced by the other man's warmth. Hardly controlling himself, he tried not to thrust further to not accidentally hurt Fumihiko, which was squirming around him while letting out silent groans with every single inch entering him. Higuruma's heart was pounding at the sight before him, his urge to get friction started getting unbearable as he was starting to sweat. Not being able to bear it anymore, he thrusted all the way in, which made the man beneath him jump up and let out a moan so loud it was probably heard outside of the car. Takaba quickly covered his mouth, his face practically glowing red by now. The brown haired man reached down with his now free hand and took Fumihiko's away from his flushed face.

- Don't cover yourself up, I want to hear every single one of those sweet sounds.

That sentence made the comedian as weak as much he could be at the moment, his breath getting heavier every second. Higuruma gave him a wicked smirk and started moving back and forth, his hand massaging the leg he threw over his shoulder earlier. Those loving touches made shivers run down Takaba's spine, which eventually forced him to throw his head back in pleasure. After a while, Hiromi started picking up the pace and reached down for the other man's hard dihh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🥺🥺 to give it teasing strokes, syncing up with the movement of his hips, while he was secretly listening to the absolute BANGER on the radio. Fumihiko was basically a mess by that time, his chest moving up and down like it was a pool pump, he was making sounds he didn't even know he could make, and Higuruma enjoyed that VERY much. His cries drove him to the point of biting down on his calf, hard, as he pounded him like there was no tomorrow. Finally, he felt something was coming, so he took slower, yet deeper thrusts (wtf am I writing) and chased sweet release, while making sure the man beneath him is getting as much pleasure as he is, still stroking his dihhh in sync with his thrusts. The lawyer leaned down and started praising how good he's doing so far. 🤤 Gyat. That just added fuel to Takaba's fire. It didn't take long before something snapped in him, a strange feeling in his lower stomach that he felt he needed more of it, which made his back arch like a bow. Higuruma noticed and smiled against his leg, which was already covered in red bite marks and purple hickeys. He licked the sweat off his calf and locked in, going FULL SPEED, making the whole car move with his movement, even the radio started sounding like a fan. Fumihiko started WAILING as loud as his lungs allowed him to. He let out a loud "HIGURUMAHHH~~" before finally giving in to the pleasure, coming undone both in Higuruma's hand and on his dihh 💜. The lawyer, indeed, didn't last much longer after hearing that wonderful moan, he bit down on the comedian's calf once again, giving his best to the last pushes before busting a nuh in Takaba's arse. After he came, he stopped biting his leg and put it down. Right after doing that, he brought up his left hand to his face, the one that previously stroked the other man's cokc and is now covered in white sticky nut. He looked down at it for a second, then without hesitation licked the liquid off his palm. The man before him looked at him with shock yet amusement and still a red face. Higuruma found his blush adorable, he leaned forward, adjusted his legs so it wouldn't hurt to make a move, and gave him a kiss. Fumihiko gave the kiss back with his hands wrapped tightly around his waist. They once again started making out, their tongues inventing a new partner dance. After they broke the embrace of their lips, a saliva strip still connected their mouths and when it broke as well, they both laughed it off. Higuruma suddenly remembered that he's still inside his teammate. He didn't want to take out but he had to, otherwise he'd get hard again. That wasn't a bad thought for him, but seeing Takaba literally fighting for air, made him feel kinda bad, even if he did find him cute in that state. 

- You did amazing - said Higuruma with a charming smile.

- Tha- Thanks.. You were FANTA-stic!!!

The brown haired man chuckled at the little joke and gave him a kiss on the cheek before warning him that he's about pull out. The comedian nodded and bit down on his lower lip. The other man grabbed his hips to slowly withdraw from his warmth. As he made the final pull, Takaba let out a loud squeak.

- You alright in there? - Hiromi said calmly while looking down at Fumihiko.

- Yep, just a little sting. 

The lawyer gave him a smile of relief and reached to the front seat to get his clothes. As he buttoned his shirt up, he noticed that his tie was missing. He looked around the car, only to turn around to Takaba wearing it and making weird faces. He also noticed that in such a short period of time he was already dressed up, which was shocking because his suit was complicated to put on but soon enough he realized that it's probably his cursed technique again.

- Do I look goooood~? 

- Yeah, absolutely fantastic.

- YAHHH, BABY LET'S GO!!

Takaba laughed while undoing the tie to put it over Higuruma's neck to tie it again. 

- Now that I'm looking at you, you'd look good in a suit.

- Oh really? I used to wear one whenever I had a show.

- A show?

- Yep, I used to be a real comedian.

- That's fun, how come I haven't heard of you?

- Well, I wasn't very succesful, but that's in the past, what's most important is that I'M FUNNY NOW!!! YAHAHAHA

- You certainly are.. 

- I am?! 

- You just said that...

- Hehe, well you admitted it!

Takaba pointed at him with both his hands and that dumbass smirk of his. Higuruma looked at him for a good second before shifting close to his face to give him a little smooch on the cheek. Fumihiko's face lit up with a bright red tint then suddenly, another song was heard from the radio. The words "WOWW!! FANTASTIC BABY!!" came from the speaker, which caught Higuruma's attention again. This time he wasn't as shocked, but it genuinely made him let out a giggle. The sight of the lawyer smiling made the comedian slightly tear up, because he loved bringing smiles to other people. It was very special to him, considering that the man didn't smile at all before. 

- We should probably take our leave now - Higuruma said, with a slightly dissapointed look on his face.

- Right, the games. 

- We need to find Kashimo and hope that Itadori and Fushiguro are alive and thriving.

- Yup!

Hiromi got out the car and turned around to reach his hand out to Takaba, which he took and got out the car aswell.

- So, Higuruma- 

- Call me Hiromi.

Fumihiko's face lit up again, this time extra sparkles illuminated his eyes. He started jumping around him and doing silly ass dances, showing how happy he is, then stopped for a second.

- REALLY??!?!!

- "Yup".

The comedian squeaked like a fangirl and jumped around the other man again, then the lawyer spoke up.

- I'll take you to a better place than this car after everything's finished.

- Huuuhhh??? You're planning to take me somewhere after the games?!

- Yes.

- So is it a date?

- It is indeed.

- YAAAAYYY!!!!

Takaba really couldn't control himself and threw himself on Higuruma while jumping up and down like an excited anime girl. After a while, he serioused up and stood up straight with a stone face.

- So, Hiromi, my dearest peakest the most skibidi sigmaest partner, shall we beat up some bad guys?

- I didn't understand a single word you've described me, but sure, let's kick some ass.

Uhh uhh they walked off into the sunset with a really romantic song playing in the background

That's all 

The end

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