#highstakeweights

“I want everyone to stare at me when we’re walking to the store. Just so everyone can know the kind of perv you are~! Marrying a ten foot, two ton girl because you couldn’t help but stuff me senseless with cheese!”

Interlocking her fingers with yours, tail wrapping around your torso and maneuvering under your shirt to tickle your chin with the tip~

The following are a wide array of statistics concerning the lovely Raiden Ei, compiled by MikoGPT based off of webcam data and keylogging:

3,256lbs in total

1,358lbs gained since creation of MikoGPT

56 days since room last cleaned

132 days since curtains last opened

231 days since last contact with either Shogun or Scaramouche

534 hours spent playing real-time strategy games

6,022 hours spent playing eroge visual novels

546 total episodes of One Piece watched (not counting OVAs or movies)

387 hours spent watching hentai

23 body pillows destroyed

56 anime figurines destroyed

Highest recorded panty size: 50XL

Highest recorded bra size: N/A (does not wear bra)

$3,047 spent on replacing anime figurines and body pillows

$12,674 spent on gacha games

$23,789 spent on delivery

@highstakeweights

"Ehehe! Well, well, I wouldn´t want to refuse a chance like this, of course~." Haru snickered, leaning forward to clutch at your already tubby chin with her sausage-like finger. "I suppose it must be lonely, going hungry and unfed. And you´re saying you´d just... let me fix all of that?" Her breathy, high voice giggled again, as fluffy as her hair... which, itself, looked so, so much smaller on a body as large as hers. From a wadlike fourth chin, she inexplicably pulled something out... a roll of measuring tape, as large as a 50-foot rope.

Ranma 1/2 truly was ahead of its time

It's far from wrong, actually. I actually find it quite the admirable goal, though I'd suggest in advance that you rename yourself to "readyplayerpiggy" to reflect your incoming pounds. All that Melly bullying just to hide the fact that you want to be a mountain of meat yourself... Shameful, shameful, albeit very cute~

Hkmkbgmg...I might do that.

Look I know for a fact that even if I had the means to get bigger, sheer shame would keep me from going even a quarter as far as I would like.

Ame, have you seen my tray of 400mg each pot brownies? I left it right here to cool…

"Hehehe... I wash feeling shooooo hungry and they looked soooooo ghood~ They're aaall in my tummy now, hehe~"

Yes, yes, yes, supremely good thoughts right here-

*touches fingers togethers, flutters eyelashes, bashfully looks away*