#highschoolshit

•*over heard from inside a classroom* "and he ate 5 PLATES OF SPAGHETTI"

•"Are birds mammals?"

•*zooms across cafeteria in Heelies*

•"Are you calling me a god? Because I'm DEFINITELY a sinner."

• "where the FUCK is my pudding?!?!"

•"What the FUCK Richard?!"

•my algebra teacher once threw a Chromebook on the floor

•friends went to Albertsons and bought two big bottles of orange juice and drank straight out of them

• "Does the Bible app count as social media?"

•foods and nutrition teacher: "I'm going to jizz my Caesar salad up-

"Hold up you're gonna whAT?"

•sometimes I stay after school and if I'm in my English class my teacher and I hear a faint scream from down the hallway

•*if anyone swears*

Friends/my algebra teacher: woAH that's hallway talk

• "FUCK-"

"WAS THAT A PROFANITY"

•Friend: "who the hell has the pass I'm about to pee myself right here."

my Algebra teacher: *walking by* "you'd be the first person in 14 years to do that in my class"

•friend: "hey [twin sister] do you want me to buy you Panda?"

His twin: "No. (Pause) I'm gonna go pee now, bye."

•me: *hits friend with wooden spoon*

Friend: "you can't do that you're not my father"

• me: "I'm gonna go upstairs and FLING myself out a window"

My algebra teacher: "that concerns me. I can send you to the office for talking like that."

Me: "I'm happy I promise!"

•"{friend} has a membrane issue"

• friend #1: *coughs*

friend#2: "if you EVER do that again-" friend#1:"shut the fuck up"

•*distant voice*:"yeEP"

•two upperclassmen at my school are TikTok famous

• friend: "I'm severely allergic to dogs"

*pets my dog anyway*

•"There's powdered sugar on my shoe!1!1!1!

"it looks like cocaine"

•friend #1: "I gotta pee."

Friend #2: "on what?"

#1: "I gotta PEE"

#2: "OHHHH I thought you said you got a B!"

• me and my friends always get our volleyball stuck in the baseball net in pe and we usually get it down by having someone throw a basket ball at the net until it bounces out

*gets it stuck for the 4th time in one period*

Teacher: *notices* "stop getting it stuck up there!🙄😂😑"

*lowers the net to our shoulder level*

• me: "soRRY, I'm stupid as hell!"

My algebra teacher: *warning voice* "hey, don't talk like that-"

Me: "are you telling me not to say stupid or hell?"

Friend: "both"

“I have no friends”

“I have no one”