send me a ship and iāll tell you who:
makes the bed in the morningsĀ ā esmĆ© pays someone to do it
has sole possession of the T.V. remoteĀ āprobably olaf
stays up until 2am readingĀ ā esmĆ©ās more likely butĀ letās be real. they donāt read
is the bigger cuddlerĀ ā most of the time itās esmĆ© but sheāsĀ not quite as adamant about cuddling as olaf when heās drunk off his ass
does the laundryĀ ā esmĆ© pays someone to do it
mows the lawnĀ ā esmĆ© pays someone to do it
is better at budgetingĀ ā esmĆ©ās like⦠a financial advisorā¦. so iām inclined to say esmĆ©ā¦.. but she probably has 4 solid gold toilets in her penthouse so while sheās probably great with managing other peopleās finances sheās a filthy rich wreck when it comes to impulse spending her own money
instigates the sex (and whoās into the kinkier stuff)Ā ā i feel like itās an even balance of both in terms of wanting to fr*ck although itās important to rememberĀ esmĆ© is horny 24/7 even when sheās not in reaching distance of olaf.. sheās also kinkier. olaf is boringĀ