i just reblogged this thing, and it made me remember the fact that for a while, in high school, i was revered and referred to as the pantsless wonder,
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i just reblogged this thing, and it made me remember the fact that for a while, in high school, i was revered and referred to as the pantsless wonder,

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hidebehindmysunshine replied to your post “What's Allowed”
i really love this so much it is very sad but very good i love you you're so talented
thank you <3 you are my favorite of all the people. seriously, all of them.
I've just read A Twisted Surprise, which at first read, I thought was wonderful and adorable, and then I read the answers post, and honestly laughed so fucking hard. You're amazing. I also read Problematic, which is the best meta fic I've ever read, out of any fandom. And, I read 20 chapters of When You Wish Upon A Star, and only stopped when I really had to go to sleep (planning on finishing the rest today anyway.) You're a fantastic writer, I love your stuff, and you're so funny! Hugs your way
oh thank you so so much for reading my stories. that's a lot of fic - i admire your dedication! :)
Blackout
Quiet the mind, do you listen well? The secrets you hold there, you dare not tell. What shadows they cast are irrelevant there. Dare you to realize, dare you care?
Dare you try to open your eyes, To a world that never seems to be a prize . Bathed in uncomforting sunlight, Or are those two headlights, alarmingly bright?
You shouldn’t be sitting in the middle of the street, But you prefer the tar to the aged concrete. The pavement makes a lovely seat, As long as the picture remains incomplete.
You are always warned of this dangerous place. “Look both ways and still quicken your pace" To linger much longer must be a disgrace, These parallel lines are not a safe space.
You lie to yourself to make your mind disagree. Filling up with half truths in one last desperate plea. Childish doctrines can help guarantee, If I cannot see you, you can't harm me.
So your eyelids stay shut, restless in flutter. The space in your mind is crowded with clutter. The voice in your head, an insatiable mutter, Flits in and flits out like the doors of a shutter.
You talk to yourself to drown out the madness, Not to be confused with a crippling sadness. You can still maintain happy while lost in this mess, But the fact that you can seems to help even less.
The voice carries on, a nonlinear track, Your thoughts fly to and fro in a frenzied attack. White lights dance like stars behind eyelids that lack, That cutthroat relief, that smothering black.
The temporal tension twists murderously. It lodges deep in your head insidiously. Finality comes in the form of swift violence: An explosion, to fog, and then an absolute silence.
[Written with Julianne (hidebehindmysunshine)]
hidebehindmysunshine replied to your post “the only reason you haven't found someone to love and be loved by is because no one in your vicinity is good enough for you, this i promise.”
I AGREE WITH THIS ANON. (But I'm platonically dating you anyway and I'm always up for cuddles and netflix and non-sexual touching <3 <3 <3)
juli is my angel sent from the fluffiest cloud of heaven seriously go follow her she's a beautiful talented cloud princess

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hidebehindmysunshine replied to your post “Paste meme: "There's just one other girl, so it's going to be me or her”
the latter's definitely the most likely. serial killers are a serious problem
yes, that is what i've figured. anon, you may have a problem. we wish you luck.
Well. It's in the world now. It's out there. It's over. I may just hibernate for a few days. *cue hyperventilating* I MAY HAVE ACTUALLY POURED MY SOUL INTO THIS NOVELLA OF A FIC K BYE.
Things to summon a Darcy: 1) both portal games 2) 500 rolls of duck tape 3) The entire discography of Jukebox The Ghost 4) Charlie Day 5) Fandom de Jour merch (Currently, Gravity Falls but before this it was Teen Wolf and Sherlock and Doctor who accordingly, etc.)
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