#hidden-agender

Given how frequently national stereotypes feature on here I'm surprised you're not into Hetalia. (It's not a huge commitment at all since episodes are literally only five minutes long, though there are a lot of 'em.)

Has anyone ever told you that you have fantastic eyebrows? Because you do.

Do and Skye know what you'll be wearing for your wedding?

Your Patronus? A hippo. Gives off the impression of being friendly and approachable, but will FUCK YOU UP if you mess with it. (also hippos seem like a good fat-positive animal)

The shirt ripple in that mirror selfie of you makes you look like you have boobs, and thus makes you look like a hot butch. :D

Every time I see someone say anything along the lines of "nonexistent gender identity" in reference to being nonbinary, of course it's shitty but I can't help but smirk and think, "no shit, Sherlock, I'm agender. Of course my gender identity is nonexistent."

Ever notice how these "gender abolitionists" usually identify quite strongly as cis women? And that they'd probably gaslight me as an agender person? And that I have NEVER, ONCE come across an agender person who was also a "gender abolitionist"??

"*accidentally bumps into you* oh sorry!! *accidentally holds ur hand* sorry again!!! *accidentally grabs ur penis* wow clumsy me!" Um isn't this kind of a sexual assault joke? :/