#heychloex

i would love to have a link on your blog bc your blog is rad and that would mean that im rad too

i just wanted to say that even though i just found your blog, it's all fabulous and stuff. followed all of your accounts with both my blogs. yeah, that's what i call being a stalker. "but that's just simply who i am", to quote yet another justgirlythings-page. 

oh god. you probably won't choose me. if you were a monkey i would be a pineapple between your bananas, like why would you ever choose a pineapple over your favourite food? 

but now i happen to know, a monkey's favourite food isn't bananas, they like nuts and berries and small animals. the banana thing is just a myth, even though they have nothing against them. 

so let's say you're the monkey once again, and you see all the bananas laying there in front of you and there's me, the pineapple. why would you choose either of us? if you don't even feel like taking the bananas, or neither the pineapple, would you climb up into the closest tree and hunt small animals while you nimble your berries and nuts? or would just give up and take the bananas right away?

isn't this just the way life is? you think you stand out - you think you are the pinapple - and that one person you want to impress - the monkey - are way too perfect for you? you think that everyone else - the bananas - is just all perfection and cuteness overload while you are just huge and stabby and nothing near cool? 

because in the end, we're all just fruits, we're all the same, and the monkey is our idol, our role model. even even though some of us thought he would take them, he doesn't choose us this time, but won't mean we will stop trying. 

hi chloe! well i just found ur blog and its fuckin perf and omfg

however, it would be super cool if you could choose me as one of your faves :) i followed ur humour blog too. ^^ I'm 16yrs old and live in Germany, if u want to get to know me better just message me i love making new fab friends ♡

Hope ur having a nice day ily