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andy is definitely gonna call the horny police on me for these posts

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @baronpuddinsplace!!!!

send me a ship and one of these and i'll write a mini fic  @baronpuddinsplace asked: 2 for Bogo and Gazelle! 2. things you said through your teeth “It was good to see you, dear Idris.” “And you, always.” Bogo did his best to smile through his frustration. It was so good to be back in touch with Gazelle, gods knew he’d missed her. They’d gone to school together, fallen out of touch after he went to the police academy. But after that concert after the missing mammals case, they had reconnected. Of course she could never seem to go anywhere without her tiger bodyguards and gods, he was so tired of seeing them. For once, could he not see his old friend alone? Was that so much to ask? “We should do lunch next week.” The gazelle smiled warmly at him, reaching out to pat his arm gently with her hoof. She was so small compared to him...she was still an angel in his eyes, that had never changed. He’d always known she would be a star. “Gazelle, we should go.” One of the tigers tugged gently on her arm, making Bogo seethe silently. She could do whatever she wanted, she didn’t need them tugging at her, damn it! “Just one moment, Pierre. I’ll be at the car shortly.” The tiger nodded and walked away, giant paws clasped behind his back. Before he could protest, Gazelle had leaned up and pecked Bogo’s cheek. Soft, light. A butterfly’s touch. He could only stare stupidly at her before he quickly shook if off, clasping his hooves behind himself. “Yes, well, um, I will, ah, see you later.” “Lunch, Idris. I’m going to call you to confirm our plans.” She smiled at him before turning and walking off. He fought with himself to not stare at her tail. Damn it, he needed to control himself. No way would an angel like her ever go for a brute like him...

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