My Dex Headcanons
GREAT handwriting
When he feels like sulking, instead of just talking to someone he goes to the balcony and rants to ragnarock about his day while playing REALLY loud metal riffs
Once when he did this, it was raining, and water got inside his amp and broke it, so he couldn’t play for a few days. After like 4 days, he realised he could just steal hemlocks amp, and forced him to get a new one
Lowkey the grammar police. If one of the band members misspeak, Dex won’t outright say it’s wrong but will loudly say it correctly in response
REALLY cold hands. Even from before he was mostly metal, he had really cold hands
Also really pale. But because he is pale, he also has really rosy cheeks, so the other band members (mostly hemlock and Charlie) always joke that he is blushing
Refuses to celebrate his own birthday. Has never really talked about it and the others don’t question it too much. Except Charlie who believes that Dex is deliberately trying to distance his personal life from the band
He refuses to use umbrellas
Gay, I’m sorry, I just don’t see that man with a woman lmao
Doesn’t see himself as worthy of love until he deems himself perfect
Has SUPER fast growing hair and has to shave one side of his head like every week
Has the chronic pain sciatica(nerve compression causing shooting pain down the leg) which he stated to develop at 13 from an injury
I might do some ship headcanons soon as I ship Hex and I am in CRIPPLING need of more Dex and Hemlock content









