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Do I Follow Them?: Yessssss

Why Did I Follow Them?: Perfect Tony right there!

Do We Role Play?: Not really?

Do I Want To Role Play With Them:Yesss totally!

An AU Idea For Our Muses:Maybe a high school Au? Or college??

A Song For Our Muses:Idk???

Do I Ship Our Muses?:Maybe?

What I Think About The Mun:Really nice and funny.

Overall Opinion:They’re a perfect Tony and their threads make me laugh.

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So this turned out to be more like the Five Times Steve and Tony Almost Kissed and the One Time They Really Kissed, oops.

1.

“Need to – improve – your – back foot – stance –“ Each word is staggered with a jab that Tony successfully deflects, but all the while, Steve’s been forcing him backward until Tony’s back eventually hits the wall of the gymnasium. Steve’s fist is thrown forward again and Tony blocks it with a forearm, pushing it out of his way, creating a deadlock. One that can’t be crossed until one of them yields.

The strength of Tony’s resistance is wearing out; Steve’s only holding back marginally. Perspiration dots Tony’s forehead and his hair is sweaty and pushed back, his face only inches from Steve’s. For a moment, their gazes, both defiant, meet, and Steve’s involuntarily drops to Tony’s lips, which are parted, taking in short breaths of air. Steve swallows and drops his arm, pulling away. “Back foot,” he reminds, as he walks away, picking up his gym bag on the way.

2.

Steve’s stirring sugar into his coffee when he hears scuffling behind him, and turns to see who it is – only to bump right into Tony who’d managed to creep up right behind. “Tony?”

He’s bleary eyed and tousle haired and his beard isn’t quite as sharp as it usually is. This is clearly a Tony who’d just tumbled out of bed who couldn’t really be held accountable for his actions right now. Or. A Tony who hasn’t slept for a week. Still couldn’t really be held accountable for his actions right now. Which is what Steve thinks when Tony promptly sways forward and falls into him, face mashing into Steve’s, lips sliding off of Steve’s chin. “Blurhghhgh..”Steve pushes him up and holds him by the upper arms to make sure he’s not going to fall again. “…And that’s back to bed for you.”

Tagged by 12percentofaplan

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 Questions:

1. What is your favourite word?

"Myeuh-muh". That's Thor's hammer.

2. What is your least favourite word?

 "Scrotum." Yes, there is a story behind this. No I don't want to talk about it.

3. What turns you on?

Bad boys, nerdy boys, boys that climb on rocks... The list goes on! 

4. What turns you off?

Being talked down to. Literally and figuratively.

5. What sound do you love?

You know that little whirring sound a big computer makes? Yeah, makes my spine tingle.

6. What sound do you hate?

The worst sound in the world is no sound at all!

7. What is your favourite curse word?

"Fuck." I'm not afraid to be a dirty girl.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Being an intern is a profession? Well...  Being a tattoo artist sounds fun, but I can't draw for shit, so...

9. What profession would you not like to do?

An actual office job. Nope. No. No way. Can't handle it!

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Ahem, I've seen aliens, mythical Norse Gods and other things, so my belief of heaven existing is pretty damn slim! 

Bonus Questions:

1. Something most people don’t know about you?

I can talk with my mouth closed. Not much, but it's something.

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?

Do you really wanna go there?

3. What are some notable merits and flaws?

I tased the mighty God of Thunder Thor! (Okay, he was in his human state, yes, but dammit let me have my moment!)

4. Sexual Preference?

Men, but, you know... yolo... 

5. What position do you sleep in?

Does the whole bed count?

7. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

I kinda wish I knew my dad, you know. But let's not get all touchy, m'kay?

8. What do you keep on your nightstand?

A crap ton of iPods and used coffee mugs

BONUS QUESTIONS

If you had to choose between wearing shitstained pants for one day or being in a wheelchair for the same duration of time, what’d you choose? Uhm, wheelchair. I haven't shit my pants since I was two, and I'd like to keep it that way!

What’s something that a lot of people misinterpret and makes you want to shove their heads against the wall? I have major sensitivities to children and people with disabilities so when I see or hear a person talk about how 'badly behaved' these people or children are, I want to pull my hair out. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THEY ACT THE WAY THEY DO! Okay, deep breath, Darce.  

What’s something you can’t do at all that you want to do well? Draw. I have so many cool ideas in my head but I can't draw worth a shit!

What’s stopping you from learning? Low self esteem and yaddy yaddy yadda

If I stole your car and crashed it two states away, how would you react? I'd probably call Thor to smash your head in, buddy!

What group did you fit into in primary school? The group that stayed away from the overly girlie girls. 

Bonus from 12percentofaplan: What advice would you give to 10 year old you? Chin up, kiddo. Don't be afraid to be called nerdy aboutn science and stuff like that, it'll take you on the coolest adventures when you're older. And punch Stacey MacIntyer in the face, she turns into the biggest bitch in high school.

Bonus from Me: If you could tase anyone, who would it be and why?

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yes gimme all the fluffy things pls

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