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Frank Castle Returns

The notorious Frank Castle, a.k.a. The Punisher, is alive.

The presumed dead vigilante shocked the world when he resurfaced in police dashcam footage assaulting an officer while fleeing a crime scene. Police now suspect Castle’s involvement in the recent string of bombings that took the lives of at least four people.

Castle gained worldwide infamy following last year’s killing spree of mobsters and gang members and a standoff with the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen. Castle faced criminal charges for multiple murders and was convicted, despite the efforts of the law firm of Nelson and Murdock, after publicly confessing to his crimes in a dramatic verbal and physical outburst on the witness stand.

NY’ers ride the H train: heroin use reaches all-time high

By Jennifer Many

New York’s opioid crisis reaches a boiling point as a mysterious, new synthetic heroin ravages the five boroughs. Bulletin sources reveal that an NYPD task force, led by Detective Brett Mahoney, has no leads to the supply chain of this insidious new drug. Synthetic Heroin has been on the rise in recent years, and this particular batch boasts faster absorption and comes in pills, patches, powder, and drops. Worse yet, samples obtained by the police have proven virtually undetectable, rendering most drug tests useless.