#hereoncloudnine

Alfred paused in mid-dusting when he noticed Bruce sitting at his desk in the study, hunched over a green envelope. “What is that, sir?”

“It’s a letter that was delivered to GCPD headquarters,” his master answered without looking up. “It was addressed to Batman.”

“Naturally,” Alfred drawled. “From that garish shade of green, I take it it’s from the Riddler?”

“That’s what I thought, but this seems out of character for him,” Bruce said. “He usually leaves messages at crime scenes.”

Alfred frowned. “Perhaps it’s a prelude to something?” He noticed though, that Bruce didn’t seem too concerned. Not concerned enough to open the letter in the Batcave at least.

“Perhaps.” Bruce took a letter opener and slid it across the top of the envelope. He pulled out a single page letter and frowned. “It’s from the Riddler all right.” Alfred peered over his shoulder to see a riddle scrawled out in green ink. “’What is mine but only you can have?’”

Alfred realized the answer in a minute, “His heart-” Then the full weight comes down on the old butler. “Oh my.” He looked at Bruce and saw him looking at the letter with a confused expression on his face. “I believe sir,” Alfred said cautiously, “That you have a secret admirer. Well, perhaps not so secret anymore.” 

Bruce shook his head. “This was a waste of time.” Alfred noticed though, that Bruce didn’t seem angry. And instead of throwing the letter out, Bruce opened his desk drawer and placed it inside. He knew better than to comment about it, and went back to dusting while Bruce went down into the cave. 

obv i don’t wanna stir trouble either, like i said this person has left tumblr so can’t defend themselves and ppl find their language project useful

i just wanted to let ppl know in case they don’t wanna associate

but like uhh the whole ‘dalish as a dying race so they’re homophobic bc they can’t have children’ is a super bad reason to defend homophobia, also gay trans ppl can have children, male-female relationships can also not end up with children and the dalish co-parent all children and ppl who can have children aren’t baby making machines

also making up fake elven insults to gay people really rubs me the wrong way, never is the elven character having a struggle being gay when in a relationship with dorian/bull/zevran in relation to their elven ness

if u wanna see ur own experience in the game that’s totally fine i’m not saying anyone is invalid it’s just like, people who literally want it for the drama and like if u saw merrills experience as a queer experience (which could be a valid way to interpret in in tbh) with an unaccepting family than that’s totally fine and great

I have a feeling you’re gonna be very sad soon because some stuff happens that cuts Kal’s trip short (which was outside my control, I was bummed about it, too, tbh). I’ll say no more on that, though, because that’s already slightly spoilery, ha!