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Remember when Trump boasted this little chestnut during the Republican Presidential Debate on August 6, 2015 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio: “I purchase politicians all the time, and I’ll sell myself to the highest bidder!” Trump may be a misogynist, a racist, an Islamaphobe, a xenophobe, a sexual predator, a bad businessman, an empathic bully, and possibly mentally unstable, but don’t call him a liar! former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi officially starts her new job on Trump’s Commission on Combating Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis. Bravo, gorl! . In 2013 Pammy proposed an investigation into Trump’s fake university, but that kinda sorta went away two months before it was supposed to occur. Which totes had nothing to do with the $25,000 donation the pro-Bondi “And Justice for All” PAC received from the Donald J. Trump Foundation! That was just a coincidence—even though he openly admitted to discussing the $25,000 donation with Bondi and later had to pay a $2,500 fine to the IRS for using his charity to make a political donation. . We can’t wait to see Pam in Ivanka’s newest collection. Maybe they’ll collaborate on a new fragrance together and call it “Bribery.” . #pambondi #pammy #bribery #donaldjtrumpfoundation #PACdonations #fakeuniversity #fakeleadership #ipurchasepoliticiansallthetime #hereallysaidthat #trump #bribes #bondi #gorl

In yesterday’s excitement of Ivanka’s father pardoning a former sheriff in Arizona and wishing the residents of Texas “Good luck!” in the face of Hurricane Harvey, we forgot to tell you about her new velvet shoes available for sale on Zappos! What woman wouldn’t feel as luxe as this velvetish fabric as they stand in line at their local unemployment office because socialist democracy is to blame for all the problems in society and could I possibly get any more money this week? If you can’t afford $140 for these shoes until your agency deposits money on your debit card and aren’t unions just the worst for middle-class Americans? don’t worry! We promise you these hooves soon will be up to 60% off along with everything else under Ivanka’s brand. Give it another week or two, you’ll see. Be sure to pair these shoes with something equally tasteful, like a halter top with beaded fringe and bedazzle that spells “Classy Lassy.” . #ivanka #trump #luxe #notdeluxe #justluxe #alightcoatingofluxury #justlikedaddy #maybeshewouodpardonaracisttoo #maybeshewouldwishtexasgoodlucktoo #hurricaneharvey #goodluck #hereallysaidthat #onsalesoon #her #thatone #classylassy #gorl

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- My Father, people.