Sep 29, 2023
Another day, another liver spent.
Heracles was supposed to come over and clock this evil bird for me, but he had to reschedule due to something involving his β12 Laboursβ. Sounds convincing. More likely heβs at home rewatching Troy on Netflix for the umpteenth time. He just loves that Brad Pitt. I wonder if Iβve got a real friend in the world anymore. Even the humans donβt reach out since I got them the whole fire thing. Maybe Iβll join Reddit or something. I need community!!
