Nov 5, 2018
lmfao here is the tea:
[Tweet: Look I’m not saying I *would* join a cult if the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth, I’m saying I *wouldn’t* join a cult *unless* the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth]
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lmfao here is the tea:
[Tweet: Look I’m not saying I *would* join a cult if the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth, I’m saying I *wouldn’t* join a cult *unless* the leader looked exactly like Chris Hemsworth]
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l*gan p*ul thinks he can win in a fight against chris hemsworth
Headcanons for saying Hems pls
Now that we’ve established it’s DATING lmao:
-a big pain in the ass, but in such a way that you’re always rolling your eyes and laughing -loves to cook with you-tries to teach you how to do all the fun outdoorsy things he likes, even if you’re fucking terrible at it-can’t help but giggle when you mess up, but always encourages you-always tries to make you laugh with his dumbass jokes (you hate that he always does)-spoils you R O T T E N; you want it and it’s yours-all the rich daddy vibes-loves tucking you close to him under his arm because he’s so fucking big and he likes holding you tight-just like…the worlds biggest tease-he knows he can drive you crazy with just a look and he uses that unfairly to his advantage -has no problem making you wait to the point of you shamelessly begging for him-will fuck you mercilessly on any surface available to him-he admires how independent, funny, and loving you are -you’re the light of his life and he would do literally anything for you
CAN I JUST SAY IM EXCITED FOR HD QUALITY "I AM GROOT" "I AM STEVE ROGERS" GIFS NOW THANKS TO HEMSIE'S INSTA POST
okay im sick of seeing this goddamn ad and wondering, so ima come out and say it. does this not look like chris hemsworth????:
(edit: as @rex-luscus points out, with Bucky's hair lolol)
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i cannot deal with how chaotic a father chris hemsworth is
i'm legit screaming.
happy birthday chris hemsworth!
love you lots, man. 🎉💛💖