hi, i hope it gave you a weird an awkward sexual preference that will leave you unsatisfied with life on earth! i have yet another toothache because the human body is a dumpster fire designed by a committee of assholes, but i stay silly.

context: my wife @damnfool-of-a-took and i have been doing a hemostuck!fantrolls rp for, like, two years now, maybe? and from very early on we decided we wanted to match two of the characters together pale, but since in their original canon-compliant rp universe they crashed into diamonds at high speed and had to sort it out after, we decided to go with slow burn mutual pining this time. we sowed the seeds almost immediately. two years, multiple writing-stopping bouts of depression, and 354,557 words later, they finally fucking confessed.