in the kitchen with my mom having poured vinegar in the electric kettle to clean the gross deposits out. put it on to boil look away. turn back a couple minutes later having subconsciously smelled something awry to see a vinegar disaster. vinegar everywhere in huge wet puddles having pissed out of the kettle somewhere. electric kettle sitting in an inch of vinegar entire tea/coffee shelf swimming in vinegar. at risk of vinegar electrocution unplugging it. now my hands smell of vinegar and the entire damn kitchen smells like vinegar. there was nowhere near enough in there to bubble out. i dry the kettle off empty it out refill it with water. zero leaks. vinegar disaster mystery. kettle peeing everywhere for no reason mystery. what the fuck caused the fucking vinegar tanker spill. my mom has lit a blueberry candle and i am encouraging its efforts but nevertheless am filled with dread at the idea of blueberry pie overlaying 1 million vinegar blast.
