my body: you didn’t give me enough water yesterday >:( I curse you with Headache
me: oh my gosh body you’re so right, I didn’t drink enough water yesterday. here, I’ll make it up to you by drinking extra today
my body: excellent. most pleasing. you must piss every 20 minutes
me: this means you’ll make my headache go away, right?
my body:
my body: no














