Aug 8, 2025
Sylus: speedo
Me: chokes on saltwater. flatlines.
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Sylus: speedo
Me: chokes on saltwater. flatlines.
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ok if they’re gonna try to kill twitter I will attempt to do this again, but please be gentle for I am an old and the youths are too powerful. your witchy ways overwhelm me!
911 Operator: 911, what is the address of your emergency?
Me: Send a hearse.
Operator: You mean an ambulance?
Me: No, I'm already dead.
Operator: I don't understand - is someone hurt?
Me: Hang on a sec - *texts the picture to 911*
Operator: Rest in Peace, Ma'am, the hearse is on the way.
I'm currently working on a rough sketch of a comic that's going to involve molly a lot and I just noticed that I don't? Know how Irish ppl talk???
— ♡ — ❛ hoy me he casado más de tres veces. ❜
❛ ¿t-tre-tres? ❜ bate pestañas con lentitud, esperando el instante en el que hermana pequeña aclare aquello como una broma. ❛ ¿esas cosas no son reales, no? ❜ / @imokimi
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