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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

#the other players and fans love this about him to be clear #Logan is a chill guy who helps keep the team's morale up in the dugout #and Walter is a little too intense but pitches good #Logan has said he sometimes walks out to the mound and then skips forward to the end with walter having pitched a whole inning #mariners #plurality

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

#quest yaps #affirmations #mental health #this is mostly a reference point for myself tbh but if it can help others that would be so swag #self deprecating jokes are genuinely so awful I speak when experience when I say that they infect the way you think abt yourself #even when said sarcastically. also nobody thinks they’re funny they’re all nervous laughing bc they don’t know what to say

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

#feminism #can i be real? especially terfs. its so stupid #thank u trans and nb people for helping us start bridging the gap

I feel seen

#im tired im hot im cold help

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My prediction for episode 7. He'll be fine guys no worries.

Double Edit:

After some back and forth and looking around some more, turns out this probably counts as fair use after all and I don't have to worry about the CC license coming for my ass. So, with that in mind, once more:

Don’t use or repost my art without permission.

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc kinger #tadc pomni #nanarts #doodle #this joke was most definitely done already but now it's done by me!#I scrambled to draw this before tomorrow #caine AMn't #I was originally gonna have him make up a poem about bees #but I couldn't come up with one #so wikipedia page screenshot to the rescue #evil caine #edit for clarification since people take this a little too seriously: This is a joke #edit edit: Muting the notifications on here now for my own sanity's sake but thank you so much for all the kind words!!#I did NOT expect this to ever leave my bubble of friends #copyright/left edit: Welp now I know to never use wikipedia screenshots or other in anything I draw again #post copyright/left edit: Thank you to the people (and especially Crabstangel) who helped me figure this out!#Sorry for all the edits guys haha

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

#comparing a kid to their sibling favorably is still comparing a kid to their sibling #and praising them for being self-sufficient/low-maintenance is kinda just saying ‘I didn’t need to parent you!’#you did though. you actually did need to do that.#and i know this because i am now having to do it myself. after the fact #i think overall my parents did an okay-to-good job with me.#but ‘it’s good to appear as though you never need help from anyone!’ is probably the most damaging message I received #i’m fine though. don’t worry about it #muted

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