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wait I didn't write in a time machine. fuck. he's just been fucking launched into the future with a shitload of alcohol. he's stuck in the future. fuck. shit. this is why I shouldn't roleplay at 3 in the morning fucking god damn shit a fuck - hellyeahcard
//rip hellucard
//at least hes got future edd to help him through the inevitable hangover
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it takes him 4 complete tries, trying to drink from each one, before he finds a bottle that still has some alcohol in it. and he chugs it. "drunk science 'r some shit, I dunno." he's definitely shitfaced, just based on his language alone. there's even already puke on his shirt. nasty boi. he realizes he's out of alcohol and stumbles over to Edd, draping himself against him half sexily half 'I can't actually stand'. "ca~an you get me more, daddy?" he sings. - hellyeahcard (*kill mun sirens*)
âOf course it was.â He sighs, supporting Hellucardâs weight with ease. âHellucard, please.â The poor guy smells like alcohol and vomit. âIâm not getting you more alcohol. Just... lie down. Please.â Heâs not even objecting to being called daddy anymore. Not now, not with Hellucard.
did the other thing send cause I've got captcha bullshit and it timed out right as I hit send so uh - hellyeahcard
//nah it didnt send
"don' be fuckin' rude, daddy" where the fuck did Hellucard did a time machine, or the amount of alcohol bottles spilling to the ground around him. // fuck it he got drunk with tom and they made a time machine or some shit idk I'm so fucking tire d I just want Hellucard to call him daddy lmao // - hellyeahcard (is this a starter ? a one off ? the last words I say before I die of exhaustion ? yes)
âHow the fuck?â Edd just kind of stares at Hellucard. âFrom you, I might accept that shit. Maybe. I donât even know the rest of these fuckers.â A pause. âSeriously, how the fuck?â
(ââżâżâ) - hellyeahcard (DEATHCLAW CDDLES DEATHCALW CXUDDLES AAAAAAAAAAA)
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Kay grabbed Hellucardâs hand -Claws really- and had pulled him down to the ground, hell she didnât cared right now. Itâs cuddles time -even if she still has some fear at the moment- and lightly cuddled the Deathclaw hybrid.
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also I'm p sure Hellucard would just. NOT allow junior to be left alone with Kay(at least not for too long) and definitely wouldn't let her cook anything for him bc alarm bells go off in his head bc of what happened with his mom :) like he gets frustrated with himself about it bc he should trust Kay but he can't help but panic when thinking about his precious child being alone with his mother :3c - hellyeahcard (I am the God of suffering)
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Tbh Kay never really ate normal things nor cooked normal things -like she eats radrouches and that shit ainât good for the body- so trying to cook normal things would be like a challenge for her, because she be like ??? What the fuck is this shit?? How the hell would I cook this? Do.. Do I burn it? and chances are she burns nearly everything she tries to cook, so Hellucard not allowing her to cook is a very good thing, she would suck ass at that. And the time she does cook -that doesnât get burnt to fucking ashes- it be weird shit, like the heart of a bear or something.
continuing that zombucard meets child idea, what if it was cause he accidentally fucking shot Hellucard so he freaks out and Kay tries to warn him but he's just panicking and confused and zombucard misses by like a centimeter when he surges up to bite him - hellyeahcard (WHISTLES INNOCENTLY)
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*dEEP INHALE* THAT IS SO PAINFUL AND IT HURTS BUT I LOVE THAT IDEA. ITâS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I READ
*drags myself out of the ashes* coNFESS - hellyeahcard
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âI love Hellucard, even tho things are rather odd with him. The zombie thing and all but he just been through a lot, needs somebody. Even if feelings arenât returned I will gladly be a friend of his still. Heâs just.. So sweet, some of the things he went through he shouldnât had, but thatâs fate, somethings just happen for a reason..â Kay sighed messing with her sleeves.âIf I could I would had went back in time to prevent the things that had happened to him but if I did we may never had met, now that may sound selfish.. Itâs like having a chance to go back to fix the things or prevent things from happening to one you love, but not for fear of changing the future and meeting them.. Itâs so selfish if I did ever got the chance but I will try to make sure heâs happy now. Thatâs the best I can do, bring a smile to his lovely face..â
