#hellslullaby

“I SWEAR ON ME MUM, THAT I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!”

Terrible First Meeting Starters

Daniel opened his eyes and they were unfocused. He could only just make out what was said and answered with a croaking. “What...?” It was then that Vaeris came into view and the young man realized just what position he was in. His body was sore, pain shot through his system. It was enough to keep him down for a bit, so he wouldn’t be trying to get up. 

Vision wise, he noticed that his head was on the lap of a strange and unknown woman, whom was trying to tend to him a little bit. Daniel could smell what seemed like burning in the air but had nothing else to go on aside from that.

Terrible First Meeting Starters

“Well- that’s because I haven’t-”

Daniel just blinked in surprise, he was not expecting to meet a god, let alone one from an old pantheon. What had he even done to get her attention aside from just...being himself? Was it the Grimoire? Most likely, he had a feeling deities could sense it’s magical energy which would make things even more bothersome. 

Still she had not brought it up and so he would not bringing it up either, at least for now. It was a big delay tactic he wanted to try. 

Peeking an eye open from eating something raw, she looks up at the green haired servant with one of her odd colored eyes.

“ah...hello, do you wish for me to move”

she was mostly being kind to make sure she won’t be killed but how she wanted to be rude as her tail moves about

It was just one of those days, trying to summon a new individual into Chaldea Novum to help him with the Lostbelt situation. Although not much success had been had so far, until this time the lights flared up into a brilliant display of rainbow and shrunk down into a tall, voluptuous form of a woman, wearing a nun’s habit.

Inside he got a bit excited, for he had seen such a silhouette before. During the situation with Kama, a woman with just the same silhouette helped him and save his life. Although his body screamed at him to run, he stood up from his knelt position, holding out a kind hand to her to help her off the summoning platform.

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Battle intro:

‘Yasuko’ flourishes her paper fan, twirling in place. Snowflakes fly all around her, the fan turning into a set of danmaku cards. The human disguise thrown off to reveal the yuki-onna beneath.

“As we have agreed, Princess. If I win, I will be able to sell my wares to the denizens of the Netherworld. If I lose you... Yes, I’ll agree to give you all of the food I made today.”

Victory: “A well-fought battle--ah? A revive?! Well, if we are to continue, then I shall have to indulge you with another snowflake, my friend~!”

Defeat: “Ah... So I see. My food is yours, Princess.”

Assist: “I did not expect assistance from the Netherworld, but I’m not one to refuse it, hm~? I’ll make some kakigōri for you later.”

Taunt: “I hope you don’t mind the cold, Princess~!”

Reacting to Taunt: "I must admit -- I didn’t understand... any of that, my friend.”

Tie: “... I do not know what the protocol is for a tie in a danmaku battle. Defender gets the win...? Ah... I’m not sure about that, but it’s probably in my best interest to acquiesce.”

Perfect Victory: