#hellsingalucard

Only a HUMAN can Kill a MONSTER

You FOOL

There's no such thing as an IMMORTAL

If I'm a DOG then you're dog FOOD

The world would be so BORING without idiots like you to AMUSE ME

Does having an AUDIENCE for your SINS make you feel SPECIAL

Apologies for the late reply!

Contents: MDNI, NSFW, xreader, use of 'you' in regards to the reader, biting, blood, dacryphilia, Alucard genuinely in love

Alucard x reader

It was one of those days, where Seras and I had a day off. We decided to hang out with the wild geese, watching a movie together.

At least that was the plan!

It all stated, as I asked the police girl a simple question about her master, "Hey Seras, why does Integra call Alucard 'her dog'?" "Because master is her servant" she replied. "But why isn't she calling you or the soldier's 'dogs'?"

This time, the young vampire didn't know what to say to that, shrugging only. Now this question is irritating her as well. "Your right N/A, I never thought of it before...wait...master can turn into a dog...does that count?"I didn't know what to say to that and shrugged. "So what is he really...a man...or a dog?" we both didn't have the answer to that question now.

But we are determined to find out!

We discussed about a dog behaviour, which he might have, if he is truly a dog. "Okay, we see if he sleeps like a dog in his coffin" I began. Next was Seras turn, "Maybe master has some favorite treats, which he would do anything to get." The thought of him sitting on the floor begging made me laugh.

"Maybe he listens to commands, like 'Sit' or 'roll over'"...I wasn't surprised, as Seras was rolling on the floor, laughing hard...I couldn't help myself either. What can I say, imaginations are a powerful thing! If only he would have some...as the devil himself came through the wall.

"What is so funny police girl, N/A?", his voice was a little harsh, as his eyes had rings underneath them. Did we wake him? "Nothing Master, n-n-nothings funny here", she tried to say, catching her breath. He turned his head towards me, only to get the same answer. "You laugh for nothing and for that you wake me?"

Ops, so we did wake him after all!

"Sorry master, we didn't mean to" said Seras, fearing her master's wrath. "You are forgiven...for now", he said. Before he left he went over to me and pulled my chin up, till his eyes met mine, "If you wake me once more...you will regret it." He gave his fledgling one last glare, before going through the walls again. I swallowed hard, "Maybe we should leave the coffin part for now." She agreed, without any hesitation.

The best person we could ask for is Sir Hellsing herself. Since she is already awake and his master after all. However, as we asked her about the 'dog issue', she looked at us surprised. "That vampire has been in my family's possession for a long time. He is used to get orders, like a dog"she said in a bored manner, leaning back in her chair. "But what is he more...a man...or a dog?"

"A monster Miss N/A" interrupted us Walter.

He came in with a tray for Sir Integra, while he informed her about her regular 'afternoon tea'. Until he faced us "It's easy to forget what he is, once you are around him more often. He is a man alright, in appearance. His nature is that of a monster and his loyalty is the one of a dog. Does this satisfy your question ladies?"

We both looked at each other, before facing the butler, "....no."

"Then I suggest you find it out yourself", said Integra, holding up her cup of tea. "We will!" we said at the same time, before leaving the office. However, Integra doesn't feel well about this looking at her butler, "What do you think Walter, will they be fine?" The old man chuckled at the thought, "For miss Seras she might get a regular punishment for it...but N/A...that's who I am worried about. Alucard seems to be fond of her, but I don't know how he reacts to her...when she disturbs him." "Should I stop them?" her butler shook his head, smiling, "I think your 'dog' should have his fun with her."

Seras and I prepared everything for tonight, it begins around nine o'clock.

Alucard got up from his coffin and sat in the library. My goal is to get close...to smell him. It may sound easy, but I never been this close before. So how should I do that? "Sera?" I smiled sweetly at her. She knew what I was asking for, "No, no, no. I'm afraid what Master will do to me." Duh! Like I wasn't!

So it up to me to find out.

I greeted him with a fake smile, looking at his book with interest, "What are you reading?" "Why don't you come here and I tell you", he said, gesturing to the seat next to him.

Wow that was easy!

I did without hesitation, sit next to him...moving a little further. I yelped, as his arm pulled me right against his chest, "Why so shy?" "I am not. I am just..." now was my chance, I leaned forward and inhaled his scent: blood, gunpowder, soil...but not dog. "Looking for something?" he said chuckling at me. "You smell...nice?" I didn't know what else to say, as his face came closer to me. "Is that so? I wonder what you smell like" he said snuggling into me. His chest was shaking, as he chuckled while his nose was in my hair, "Vanilla, Strawberry...virgin." His tone was quite seductive, when he said the last word.

His gaze was frightening, he didn't smile but was completely fixed on me. Thankfully, Seras gave me something for such cases. I got it out of my jacked and showed it to the vampire. Like a dog, he followed the pack, when I moved it into different directions. I thought, if he is fixed on that, he would get it. With a little force I threw it into the opposite direction, yelling 'Fetch!"

But...instead of getting it...he moved his head towards me...again.

"The blood pack is there...you know...fetch?" I got cared not knowing what he will do; a she came closer to my face. "Are you suggesting that I am a dog?" "N-n-no th—that's not it. I mean..." I wasn't sure what to say, my mind was empty. Unfortunately, he didn't wait for my explaination, as his arm wraps around my waist, pulling me towards him. "I show you what I am" he said, with a devilsh smirk.

Oh god, tell my family I love them!!!!

Seras wasn't aware of the previous situation, as she waited in the basement. She had the task on watching her master sleep. She didn't know what ot think, of what she just saw now. There was me, on all fours with a collar around my neck, the leash was held by the No-life-king. "By foot, good girl" he said, pulling the leash slightly. Unlike him, I felt humiliated. I had to crawl all the way here, being laughed at by the Wild Geese, received an amused smile from Walter and a smirk from Integra. Can this get any more worse than this!!!!

Alucard, sat on his chair, ordering me to jump on to his lab. I didn't have much choice and obeyed. "That's a good dog" he said, stroking my hair tenderly. He didn't stop there, oh no, he told me he wants his new 'dog' to sleep with him inside his coffin. Seras just stood there in silence, trying to suppress a laugh, while I gave her the most deadly glare I could do, "Not.a.word.Seras!"