#hellsing road trip

Along with Hellsing and Iscariot is Millennium split into to vehicles: first is Captain’s Cadillac

(Sorry this is so late! Been meaning to finish these : P )

The Captain: Driver

The Captain, cool and collected Captain is actually loosing his shit on the inside. Having the Major demanding food breaks every ten minuets can make a man batty. Just when he gets on the free way someone (Schrodinger or Major) have to use the bathroom or something of that nature so poor Captain has to find the nearest exit and let them go. As his usual self he doesn’t say anything but every now and then if one looked closely they would see his eyebrow twitch or let out an exasperated sigh/growl. However he is a very skilled driver and knows exactly where to go. Schrodinger is supposed to be his co pilot but half the time the cat boy looses interest and or looses the map so Captain is lead to do his own thing. 

Schrodinger: Shot gun

Schrodinger is very easily distracted. He loves to stop and see every interesting thing every five seconds and he spends hours at said location not even arriving at the true destination. He also gets lost so it takes the group forever to find the lost cat boy who more likely than not has found a nice place to nap in that is terribly hard to find...or he just gets lost himself. He is also very loud and loves to change the channel every five seconds as soon as it turns to someone talking. He loves to dance and hops in his seat frequently making the car rock back and forth as they drive. Much like Pip was to the Hellsing organization, Schrodinger loves to ask frequently how long till they get there or whats it like there what are they going to do. He is also the one person who forgets to pack something they very much need, which requires more stops along the way to buy said thing. He also looses things the Captain needs while driving such as map or if Captain happens to put him in charge for getting gas while he goes in somewhere, the cay boy is very much likely to forget and jump out of the car and get lost somewhere.

The Major: backseat

The Major is also the one that loves to stop frequently and the back seat is a total disaster area. There is food, trash, the whole nine yards back there making it very hard for both him and the Doctor to move around, but the Major doesn’t seem to mind. He is also one to sing along quite loudly and has this lovely thing of nit picking things, in the most casual way that has a whine to it like, “Oh captain vhy are ve taking this route? Can ve take another vun?” or “Captain, I vould love to stop vor another cheeseburger~ oh captain you just passed one didn’t you see ve just passed one?” This goes on for hours and the poor Captain just takes it all. 

The Doctor: backseat

The doctor just quietly wonders why here is in this position and wishing he could be somewhere else entirely. He acts like he is having all the fun and agreeing with the Major with every little thing but inside he wants to die and constantly has to keep an eye on Schrodinger or he will get lost.  The Doctor doesn't ask for much and is pretty much in the same boat as Captain. Though when he does ask for something or to stop he only has a few seconds to enjoy it before the Major wants something or once again the cat boy disappears leaving the doctor to stressed to enjoy his quiet moment.  The doctor tries to read or do something to distract himself but the Major is constantly talking to him, making it hard for him to concentrate. Though being under the Major he acts like that is totally fine and happy to talk though secretly he just wants to do his own thing. There will be times when perhaps he is just about to fall asleep and then suddenly the music will explode from the car and a piece of food will hit him in the face, waking him up again to realize he is still in his personal hell.

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I am going to do one more with : Tubaclain, Zorin Luke, Jan and Rip Van Winkle but  not sure when that will be but it will occur lol

Followed by the Hellsing Hearse is the Iscariot Chariot, giving off a totally different vibe.

Father Alexander Anderson: driver

Father Alexander Anderson is the Clark Griswold  of road trips. Anderson will stops so many times if he sees a really cool sight or attractions. He is all about spending time together even if  some people don’t want to. (Maxwell) He is also the type that will go off the ‘beaten path’ and get lost on the way to their main destination, loosing much time in the process. You never have to worry about not getting a potty break because they will be plenty of opportunity for that and food stops, he is all about stopping again at random places.  When it comes to the radio, he is a semi button  masher, . If he find s a song on it he will sing and have the whole car try to sing a long with him.  (This particularly kills Maxwell) So sleeping in the Iscariot Chariot is pretty much close to impossible. 

Enrico Maxwell: back seat

Maxwell doesn’t want to be there. He wants to be back at Rome, in his room, in a hot bubble bath with wine. He does not want to be in a small car with three people for a long long period of time.  Maxwell is probably one of the worst people to travel with. He is constantly complaining, being rude and short with everyone and simply wanting to just sleep. He will get pissed at the constant stopping by Anderson, having no interest in what sights  they find. He hates car singing but will reluctantly go along with some of the games especially when Yumi gets upset with him. Maxwell is also super picky when it comes to eating, so it takes an even longer time trying to find a stop fitting for the bishop’s taste. When they stop for a potty break, he will go to the bathroom walk around for a few minutes then stomp off back towards the car to wait for everyone with a sour look on his face. Also he is never comfortable in the car, constantly shifting his position, kicking poor Heinkel seat in the process making them even more queasy. He hates having the windows down, hurts his ears and makes his eyes dry, along with screwing up his hair. It is very hard to appease the Bishop Maxwell.

Heinkel Wolfe: shot gun

Heinkel has really bad car sickness so they are  forced to drive in the front with Anderson, which may or may not be a good  thing.  Considering they can’t look down while driving they do not make a good copilot with directions furthering the reasons  why  Anderson gets lost all time. Heinkel also gets just super stressed and sick, especially with the loud singing and music that can some ti.mes occur and with Anderson’s driving skills. They try to play it off like  they are okay but the constantly green face says otherwise. They also need to have the window down which gets on Maxwell’s nerves because he says the sound hurts his ears. Their only saving grace is the frequent stops they take so they can get fresh air and sit down without moving. Water bottles, crackers, medicine and empty plastic bags lie around them .

Yumi Takagi: back seat