#hellsing captain

"Doesn't it also infuriate you. When those fat freaks stand over you?"

Hellsing Valentine's Day

Headcannons <3

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Characters: Alucard, Integra Hellsing, Luke Valentine, Jan Valentine, Rip Van Winkle, Pip Bernadotte, Alexander Anderson, Major, Seras Victoria, Hans Günsche, Heinkel Wolfe, and Yumiko Takagi <3

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Alucard:

Doesn't care for Valentine's day necessarily

If you were his Valentine he would write you a long letter going into detail about everything he has felt since the day you met

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Integra Hellsing:

Never really understood Valentine's day

Would get you flowers at most

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Luke Valentine:

Same as Integra essentially, he'd get you flowers if anything at all and tell you that he loves you

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Jan Valentine:

He actually doesn't mind Valentine's Day too much

Most he's do is get you like a stuffed animal and maybe some chocolate or whatever

He'd mainly just wants to fuck

He'd want you to get him stuff

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Rip Van Winkle:

She LOVES Valentine's Day

You'd get everything, flowers, chocolate, stuffed animals, letters... etc

You'd probably spend most of the day cuddling

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Pip bernadotte:

He takes Valentine's Day fairly seriously

He'd get you flowers, write you a letter, and give you a locket with a picture of you and him inside

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Alexander Anderson:

He actually loves Valentine's Day

He wouldn't leave your side all day

He'd get you flowers

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Major:

You're getting nothing 💔

He might spend a little time with you or tell you he loves you at the very most

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Seras Victoria:

Goes all out for Valentine's Day

Is super clingy

Like Rip, she'd also give you TONS of gifts and attention

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Hans Günsche:

Doesn't mind Valentine's day

Would leave flowers and a letter on your bed or doorstep in the morning

Would hug you randomly throughout the day

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Heinkel Wolfe:

Doesn't mind Valentine's day

Would get you a locket of you two and write you a letter

Similar to Hans, she is more quiet in her affection

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Yumiko Takagi:

Likes Valentine's Day

Would get you flowers and write you a letter

She's slightly more affectionate this time of year

Expresses her love in words

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Integra: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤

Seras: trims

Pip: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤

Alucard: can change style at will but usually leaves a strip

Walter: dust 💔

Anderson: jungle, stores bible in it

Maxwell: waxes

Heinkel: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤

Yumie/yumiko: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤

Major: can’t reach 💔 let’s it grow (doctor helps sometimes)

Doctor: waxes

Captain: Santa’s beard jungle can store weapons in it

Zorin: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤 does not wash

Rip: thick juicy bush 🤤🤤🤤 (trims sometimes)

Jan: musty ahh jungle 🤢🤢🤢🤢

(Unblurred and Cleaned By Me Welp, I Did My Best)

(Please I Dont Know The Original Artist, If Anyone Does Please Notify Me So I Can Mention Them, Danke!)

Good doggy,I find him adorable somehow