#hellsbus

I haven’t shared an angst-filled diatribe about #hellsbus commuting in a while... and to be fair today’s is not about #hellsbus but it’s customers. 1) if you’ve been standing waiting for a bus, why do you act surprised, and then spend the next minute or so looking for your Opal card? 2) jamming your hip and/or elbow into me doesn’t cause me to phase shift and able to physically coexist with the atoms of the wall and/or window. 3) deodorant is like common sense - those that need it don’t use it. #comminsense #superpower #iseedumbpeople (at North Ryde, Macquarie Park)

#hellsbus 9833 615x. That beeping you hear is the collision warning / safe distance alarms that have recently been installed. The alarms work better if the drivers actually take notice. This has been the status quote for 90% of the trip this morning.

Audition prep. A great way to kill time on #hellsbus. Props to the first correct guess on the piece. (at M2 motorway)

Cruel and unusual punishment in #hellsbus 610 on the way home this afternoon. "Islands in the stream". Hah. #smoothfm sux on the way home. (at Baulkham Hills, New South Wales, Australia)

Hey Mr #hellsbus - the fans need to be on high because??? #LetItGo #ReindeersAreBetterThanPeople #Frozen (at Big Yellow Turd of Tedium)