#hells greatestdad

Do you think honesty really is the best policy?

It really depends. I personally believe that honesty should be the default without lies but I know realistically that there are times where lies will be necessary.

What app on your phone could you not live without?

If anyone is unaware, I don't have a computer (it died). All my editing, icons, formatting, etc is done on my phone. So the Tumblr app I can't live without because the FireFox version on mobile is sometimes rough.

If you had to choose one, which TV show character stereotype would you fit into?

Oof.

I'd wish to eliminate capitalism with all billionaires fortunes being now cut down to a max of 100 million in assets and money with any excess being automatically being redistributed among the public systems and government monthly stipends so that people can pursue their passions and live their lives without worrying. Market, companies, and money would still exist but it would be essentially be forced to run with a hard limit where any extra money goes back to infrastructure and making certain people have the resources they need without being forced to work or die.

I'd wish for people to live as long as they wish, giving them essentially the freedom to chase their passions and things they want. Not immortality as you could still get hurt from an accident or some illness but time would be less of a factor. Especially for those that would have simple desires to visit certain places.

I'd also wish that video game companies would have a hard limit for budgets and mandate an industry standard for game sizes. There's zero reason COD multiplayer should be 200gb.

A bad habit that was hard to give up and is one I'm still learning is being passive aggressive/gaslighting people. My gut instinct upon being irritated is to tear into someone but I have to take a deep breath and remind myself that I need to be better and not be petty.

ok not sure if I’m using tumblr right but fuck it I need to celebrate

Today I played this thing on the violin (after two weeks of practice) correctly, some notes still sound slightly off but for me it’s insane, I’m teaching myself the violin for A MONTH

I am just sooooooooo fucking happy idk what to do🥹🥹🥹🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Alastor wasn’t much enthused about this either, but he’d had quite the dressing down from Charlie when she heard about him making her father cry. It was still unfathomable to the deer that he’d managed to make him cry by doing the most juvenile, and tamest way he’d messed with him by far.

Forced to apologize all because the king was such a big crybaby that LITERALLY cried over some spilled milk.

“Mm no, I’ve decided I’m illiterate today!” he chirped as he portaled behind the king, stepping into the room and holding something in his hand. “Have you just been sulking in a pile of rubber ducks all this time?”

"... Do you think I need your help?" Except she did. Except she was currently soaked to the bone, dark hair dripping into her face. She scowled, lip curling up in true disgust. How dare he act like she was some fair damsel in need of his help, just waiting for someone to come save her from the rain? As if she hadn't been rained on time and time again.

"Oh, thank you!" Charlie said in a normal voice, accepting the offering.

"I mean, MWHAHAHA! The first of many offerings in the name of Danny Do-Bad!"

munday questions!

oof. usually i just wing it? i look through my reccomendations and select the one thats more appealing to me at that moment. i feel like some day, off the top of my head, i should watch gravity falls