#helloword

Herbata to moja przyjaciółka.

Czasem słodka, czasem gorzka, czasem

w kubku, czasem we filiżance.

Zalewa i rozgrzewa, po niej więcej

mi nic nie trzeba.

As a young lad, scrabbling on the red sand hills of my home planet, Mars, I found a huge trove of Mexican tesobonos and American dollars in a cave. Apparently they had been stashed there by corrupt American and Russian astrounauts, some time in the late 21st century. Travelling back in time to the mid-twentieth century, I allied myself with a friendly Earth family, and began my simultaneous careers of Terran journalist and Martian real estate developer, cashing in the tesobonos as they matured (with apologies to Alex Cox).

int main() {

printf("Hello, World!");

return 0;

My First Superhero Comic