Mar 14
I’m not a Varka kisser (trust) and this is very silly but sometimes I imagine Varka trying to seduce you to bed but his pick up lines consist of things like
“I’m no cavalry captain, but I can show you the best ride of your life ;))” (Can you tell Kaeya told him this one)
“If you ever want to feel like a real knight, there’s a prime warhorse you could ride right here ;)))”
“You said you wanted me to teach you how to dual wield a greatsword, right? Well, I’ve got an idea of where you could start… ;))”
— 🏮🐉
my honest reaction to this:
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPSODE TO DO WITH THIS ABOW AM I ASUPPESD TO RESPODN TO THIS AFTER SEIENG THE WHITE DAY ART HELLOGH
#omg a convo !?#🏮🐉 nonnie !!#‘i’m not a varka kisser’ u will be. bc of this i will make u a varka kisser.#BUT WHAT COMPELLED U TO SEND THIS TO ME#WHAT WENT THROUGH UR HEAD TO THINK YEAH LETS TURN SOPHIE INTO SHAMBLES FIRST THING IN THE MORNING#HELLOF#LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO OTHER THAN BE SEDUCED.
