Battle Royale strikes again! This time: which of these bois would you chose to protect? Bois that needs to be protected at all cost? AAAANND the contestants are:
Taekyung vs. DaOn
Adachi vs. Kurosawa
Shi Gu vs. Sky (GB)
Zhao Zi vs. Kang Gook (Eyes Linger)
King vs. Masuk
Pi vs. Tian
Mon vs. Chon
Meen vs. Si Qi
Shu Yi vs. Shi Lei
Arthit vs. Tine
Mes vs. Pharm
Jin vs. Ou Wen
Wayo (2moons2) vs. Wayu (Gen Y)
Bbomb vs. Yu Zhen
Pete (LBC) vs. Muren
Minh Hoang vs. Fiat
Saifah vs. Kaeng
Kit (Gen Y) vs. Tong
Bar vs. Vee
Karl vs. Gavreel
Paii vs. Folk
Reb vs. Jaime
Mico vs. Jim
Techno vs. Xingsi
Gene vs. Hin
Aey vs. Third
Zi Xuan vs. Sheng Zhe
What a list! Wow. Holy moly. Hoo. You're amazing, battle royale anon. This is such a list!
Taekyung vs. DaOn
I love Daon too much, okay? Taekyung is already better at standing up for himself than he is. He's also better at speaking his mind, being direct and saying no. Daon is the one who's going to stress himself into a migraine or a fainting couch.
Adachi vs. Kurosawa
As much as Kurosawa is a darling angle who needs protection at all costs... Adachi is the one I always want to just hug him and promise him it'll all be okay and he just needs to be protected very badly.
Shi Gu vs. Sky (GB)
Shi Gu needs protection but he's not actively being kidnapped and shot at so I'm gonna go with Sky for this one.
Zhao Zi vs. Kang Gook (Eyes Linger)
I just love Zhao Zi. What a tiny little darling innocent little boy who deserves the entire world and lots of delicious food. Sorry, Kang Gook. I love you but not as much as Zhao Zi.
King vs. Masuk
Masuk needs all the protection in this world. He is a darling boy who lost so much and he just needs to be protected at all costs, okay? Protect this child at all costs.
Pi vs. Tian
Pi can defend himself. Tian? Tian needs someone looking out for him. And someone protecting himself from himself. Seriously.
Mon vs. Chon
Mon needs so much protection. He's a tiny naive little baby. Chon can keep himself safe. He's a strong boy. He knows what's up. Mon? Mon's a teeny tiny gaybie.
Meen vs. Si Qi
I had to pick Si Qi because I love him. Sorry, Meen. You also need protection but, frankly, I'm still mad at your brother.
Shu Yi vs. Shi Lei
... Shi Lei needs so much protection. This tiny darling. This poor baby. This boy whose love just cannot speak up and freezes up so easily. Oh, baby. Protect at all costs. Shu Yi is a close second, it's true. But Shi Lei is at the forefront of my mind right now.
Arthit vs. Tine
Look, sorry y'all, but 2gether is rarely going to win. And Arthit needs protecting from so much, not just the outside world but sometimes from Kongbop's overager attitude as well. So, you know. Poor boy.
Mes vs. Pharm
I love Mes and all but Pharm needs a ton of protection. He's such a little tiny darling of a boy who can look out for himself but seriously needs someone to love him and protect him as well.
Jin vs. Ou Wen
AUGH this is nearly impossible. Look at these two babies! One confident gay with a real weakness for his ex and a tiny bisexual in crisis. They must both be protected at all costs! But I've chosen Ou Wen in the end because his face when he got protected is an expression that will live in my mind forever.
Wayo (2moons2) vs. Wayu (Gen Y)
Wayo at least got the man of his dreams. Yu? Yu got abandoned and then the new love of his life met a soulmate that he's currently try to ditch despite fate pointing towards them getting together regardless and Yu just... Yu deserves the world and so much better than he got.
Bbomb vs. Yu Zhen
Bbomb might need protection but Yu Zhen is a tiny traumatized man who deserves to be held in Shi Lei's arms forever and loved deeply for exactly who he is.
Pete (LBC) vs. Muren
I love MuRen but he learns to fight back very well. Pete? Pete needs his tiny feral demi to protect him forever and ever. Ae will never not protect Pete and it's just the best.
Minh Hoang vs. Fiat
This one is so, so hard. I really wanted to go with Minh Hoang because UGH that baby boy deserves so much. But Fiat! Oh, Fiat. Fiat needs so much protection AND Leo loves to protect him so much. It's why they're so perfect.
Saifah vs. Kaeng
Does Kaeng need protection? Yes. But he cannot shrink the same way Saifah can. Saifah curled up in that tiny ball in the rain? Protect this boy at literally all costs.
Kit (Gen Y) vs. Tong
I love Kit but that boy can protect himself. Tong can too, honestly. But he needs to be protected from his own fears and his own inability to be honest with himself and those around him.
Bar vs. Vee
Protect Bar at all costs! The tiny darling with all the communication skills and common sense in the entire BL world. Like, please, keep him safe at all costs.
Karl vs. Gavreel
Karl. Karl must be protected. Gav should be as well but darling Karl needs to be protected against himself and his family and the entire world.
Paii vs. Folk
I love Paii. He is my darling. He is my tiny nerdy child. I want to protect him from Itt and I want to protect him from his own show and I just want to protect him in general.
Reb vs. Jaime
Reb. REB. This tiny idiot who just wants true love which is really not a thing if you're not gonna work on it. He needs to be protected. And JM kinda needs to be protected from him as well.
Mico vs. Jim
I had to pick Mico. Jim kinda annoyed me. And in the movie? All I want to do is protect Mico from the entire world and especially from Xavier and his inability to put him first. Seriously. I wish they hadn't rushed the end of that movie.
Techno vs. Xingsi
Techno needs more protection. Xingsi took control of the situation very handily. Techno was just... useless and darling and needs people to kick Kengkla's ass for him.
Gene vs. Hin
This one was another hard one, for sure. But I went with Hin in the end because, well, he's a darling and he's got so many damn issues and Gene can apparently pull off elaborate pranks in the special so... you know?
Aey vs. Third
Ugh. Screw it, Aey. We protect our damaged babies. We bring them to safety. We make sure they're okay.
Zi Xuan vs. Sheng Zhe
I'm so sorry. This one was a very hard choice. But Sheng Zhe is my darling baby boy who has his tiny family and he just needs to be safe forever, okay? I love Zi Xuan but I feel like he causes his own problems and takes too long to solve them.
