Feb 13, 2025
You're a short motherfucker and
Nobody likes you
SHORT!
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
And when you were born, everybody thought
That you were just a head, but then the doctor said"Wait, this stupid muthafuckin' tiny short ass
Baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure
Perception check, please
You perceive the figure was so short because it was EPEL. (It's always epel.)
