who’s you’re favourite head mate lol
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MUMBO K JUMBO. i love to watch him in his terrarium i want to put him under a microscope he walks around and im following him around with my cursor to pick him up and drag him around like a little toy in a video game. i feed him three shots of espresso and put him in front to see what he does. then i ask him what he thinks of yaoi as a concept and also in relation to him specifically and what does he think about joel smallishbeans. he says “he’s my friend?” and i say mumbo do you have yaoi feelings for joel smallishbeans and i don’t let him leave until he answers my question and then i give him a yummy treat to train him to answer all of my questions. and i put him in a little rat maze to test how smart he is he’s my little lab rat but like if a scientist loves their lab rat he’s my frankensteins monster except if i wasn’t a horrible person like dr frankenstein
