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Guys all these Stucky fics are killing me HELP

Captain America:

The Miskatonic Project by copperbadge  | ?? | PG13 

Abraham Erskine may have invented something new with the Serum – or maybe he re-created something very old. Something…Elder.

sorry about the blood in your mouth by callingallangels  | 13K | NR | Clint/Nat, Bucky/Steve

Adventures in babysitting. Or, Natasha says it isn't babysitting, but Clint's not convinced that they haven't somehow adopted an amnesiac super assassin, but he's going with it.

The one where Clint Barton believes in waffles and Bucky Barnes.

Life for me ain’t been no crystal stair by tigriswolf  | 24K | G | Bucky/Steve

The man who was once a weapon (and is trying to become a man again) finds a child wheezing one night. It awakens something inside him.

[or, the ex-Winter Soldier imprints on a child and lets her become his conscience]

[mostly fluff]

[mostly]

Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches by Sena  | 26.7K | M | Bucky/Steve

Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

Out of the Dead Land by emilyenrose  | 62.7K | E | Bucky/Steve

Someone is building machines that look and act like people.

Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier tries to be Bucky Barnes.

One Cloud Feels Lonely by thecommodore_squid  | 72.4K | M | Bucky/Steve

“I’m going to take a break for a while,” Steve said quietly, not looking at T’Challa, not knowing that this was what he was gonna do until the words were out of his mouth. “I can’t be on a team right now.”

T’Challa nodded as if he understood. “Alright.”

AKA In which Steve and Bucky both figure out how to be a person again, and it still takes them over 130 years.

- The tags for this mention ‘suicidal thoughts’, but I thought I’d add on here that suicidal ideation is *very* prevalent in this, so if you feel you have to skip it that’s ok!

Teen Wolf: 

Sleep, Don't Visit by betp  | 5K | NR (M) | Derek/Stiles

"Worth dying for, huh?"

Stiles leans against the doorframe, watches Derek sleep in a square of moonlight with an intense satisfaction welling in him. "Absolutely."

Untitled by grimm  | 15.8K | E | Derek/Stiles 

About a week and a half after returning to Beacon Hills, Stiles heads over to the station with a couple bags of food from the diner - in general, he tries to keep his dad eating as healthy as possible, but he’s all right with a treat once in awhile. He’s too busy trying to juggle the bags and their drinks to pay much attention to what’s going on in the station, so once he’s backed in through the doors, he just heads for his dad’s office, only to hear a sharp voice say, “Hey - hey!”

Things you should never wear in public because you are raping me with your bad fashion sense and I, an adult with a fully functional neck and eyes, am incapable of simply looking away if I don't like it: Distressed jeans. Nobody needs to see random bits of legs. Go short or go home. Tapered jeans. Nobody needs to see the shape of your legs. Unless you're wearing shorts or a short skirt, in which case it's totally okay. Layered shirts. If you need to layer it, you shouldn't be wearing it. Anything that supports the A's. They suck. FUCKING CRIMSON AND SCARLET TOGETHER. DO *NOT*. Pajama pants and sweatpants, unless you're either pregnant or on your way to/from an exercise class. Stop raping me with your sloppy appearance. For those who couldn't tell, this post was a joke. Like what the social justice movement has become. For fuck's sake, if you don't like the way someone is dressed, fucking look away. Don't take a picture of them and shame them on social media, ESPECIALLY if they have an unusual way of dressing. SOMEONE, like ME, might LIKE the way they are dressed, and then how fucking stupid and shallow do YOU look? Those people have families, and jobs that take more of their time and energy than being a whiny-arsed barista with so much time on their hands that they can't find anything better to do than yell insults at someone they recognise for doing something that they don't personally approve of, and then make fun of their clothes on social media. Fuck you. Maybe that person dislikes his job and parts of his family don’t even like him, but fuck you ANYWAY because you ~maaade me, waaah~ compose a passionate defence of him wearing whatever the fuck he wants to wear.

It’s embarrassing to rec my own stories, but I *did* write a Frank/Mikey that fits your request. archiveofourown.org/wor…