#hellilovedit anons

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YES.

I’ve been thinking about Frank in the vampire world for A MINUTE now.

Like can you imagine The Punisher and Blade teaming up???

Like oh my god??? Did someone set me on FIRE?

Check this out. (Comics, pics from Reddit. I wish Frank’s eyes were blue here bc I love his comic blue eyes but whateves).

Like this is the baddest shit I’ve ever seen. It’s just a Bad-Ass Competition and they’re both winning.

Okay. So back to vampire!reader.

Like IM SORRYYYYYY but YOU KNOW frank castle’s down bad ass is gonna let her feed on him. 1000000%. 😭😭 or maybe she’s hurt and has to feed on his blood. I need to find a way to work this where vampire!reader isn’t harming innocent people, because, well, obvi that won’t sit right with Frank lol.

Idk if this is an odd request (little indulgent ngl) but would you be open to doing something with the reader having just gnarly cramps and is struggling, but Frank comforting them (not that I’m struggling with this at allllll 🫥)

Anyway love your work you’re amazing 💕💕

- M

Hi, M!

Love the initial but I might be a lil bias hehe.

I’m so sorry the dreaded agony of period pain has afflicted you. I feel you. 🙂‍↕️

Not an odd request at all, and fics are supposed to be self-indulgent! I have a fic typed up and ready to go. Imma post it tomorrow night, 9:30pm CST!

Trying to make my life easier with scheduling posts and giving myself time to check for errors rather than just publishing and finding them as I go along 😂

So ngl, I struggled between adding period smut and not. Firstly, helping with the cramps. Cause I know Frank’s ass is more than happy sailing the red seas and making some strawberry milkshake if u get what im puttin down.

Anyway! I wrote it without smut and more wholesome instead, but if any yall would want separate period smut, just comment or send an ask with yay or nay.

Here’s your fic: 🩸

HAJDLEJSKFNDKS you cannotttttt gas me up like that

It’s dangerous to feed starving animals, don’t you know?

I’m overjoyed you see my depiction of Frank as accurate! I try my best to our angry strong sexy vengeful husband justice ♥️

I also take a lot of pride in my writing/portrayal of Frank considering everything I make is 100% organic. I don’t use AI (which is so sad to see in the fandom). I literally study Frank’s psychology lmfaoooo. It’s sick. I love him.

Thank god my old rotting wounds have a place to fester and it’s via frank castle 😇

This is how I’m gonna go about the rest of the day ^

I’m also printing ur comment out

THANK YOU ANON. IM GLAD YOURE HERE.

Edit: sorry I’m doing 1000 things at once & can’t focus as much as I want to with this response.

ANON HEHEHEHEHEHE I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GOD?????

I never mind you sharing your thoughts & talkin ta me 😇😇😇

He would take it SO SERIOUSLY.

Everyone must give Dad!Frank a kiss before they get their food. His daughters give him sweet little pecks on his cheek, jumping on their tippy toes as he leans down so they can reach.

Wife!Reader tries to brush him off, but he catches her in the hook of his arm while he holds the other—the one with her plate—overhead, drags her in.

Wife’s laughing, trapped, he’s smirking like an ass. Frank’s getting that goddamn kiss. Wife’s laughing, Frank’s inescapable, drawing her closer and closer and closer until he’s kissing her laugh-split lips hard enough Wifey actually melts, the girls go “ewwwww”, and Frank’s reaching cloud nine of domestic bliss.

So Frank and Wifey ABSOLUTELY got SO CARRIED AWAY they forgot about that goddamn window being open 😭😭😭😭

I think Frank’s a bit of a freak in the sheets, if he’s got someone to match it.

And I don’t mean like…… serious freak ahh shit.

I just mean I think the man’s a fucking weirdo and deserves a lover that’s all the same 😇 - like our Wifey here!!! Sexual, mental, emotional… Frank needs someone that’s gonna pull him out of his own grief and anger.

Frank needs someone that shows him how to live and love again, getting so caught up in it he forgets the world watches. Or… just the poor neighbor 😅

I think Frank would physically vomit if someone saw his girl unclothed and being ravaged. Especially when he realized it was “his fault” for not having the windows shut properly. His girl’s safety and privacy is his top priority. The guilt he’d feel would be devastating. He’d never stop apologizing, probably doubt if his hands deserve being on her after it.

frank noticing that you haven’t been taking care of yourself like usual. you've stopped showering regularly, stopped brushing your teeth, and have neglected your hair. you haven’t been able to get out of bed to eat either. depression has pulled you in it's deep dark hole and you're lost in it. frank yanks you out of that hole by slowly coaxing you back to routine. you're stubborn at first but you let him take care of you. (I've been dealing with this for some time, it would be nice to see how frank would handle it 🥺). anyways thank you for your fics, they give me life <333!

ANON! HELLO. I AM SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN ME SO LONG. Please! Allow me to explain!

Also I had a massive reply type out and FUCKIN tumblr ate it ohhhhhh that makes me so mad lmaooo.

1. I follow my muse/my own emotions in my writing LOL. I am hopping WIP to WIP like it ain’t nobody’s business.

2. I write everything myself! No AI here. I’m sure you know by now, I’m massively against AI in the fandoms & creative spaces. So, that being said, it just takes time for these fingies to work & my brain to brain :)

3. And most importantly… I’m sending you hugs. Big bear hugs. Big Frank Castle hugs. I hope this fic brings some comfort. Maybe even some wisdom or encouragement in Frank’s gruff demeanor. I understand. I feel you. I’ve been there. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. I’m sending thoughts/prayers/vibes/whatever you believe in, your way. Make sure to do something nice for yourself today, anon. You deserve it. 🩷

Fic is scheduled to post tomorrow at 5:30pm CST. I’ll come back here and add the link after it drops 😊🩷

Hey!!

You are never annoying, omg. Thanks for wording this so kindly! Honestly, it means a lot. And it means a lot you loved that fic so much! I appreciate you asking for an update—im glad to know it resonated so much with you!

I do have a million WIPs istg I need to stop half-baking all these things and do one at a time 😂

So it’s funny you mention The Shed. I was just thinking about that on my way to the grocery store today.

The Shed is honestly one of my favorite fics I’ve done so far, and the next chapter HEATS THE FUCK UP. I do plan on working through the next chapter in the near future. I need to finish the family’s story.

Frank’s going insane (again). Wife’s scared shitless because she can feel impending doom and can’t do anything about it. And the daughters… god, they’re just stuck in the middle of their parent’s mess. A mess made trying to protect them.

And the teacher, Mr. Caedes… there’s something definitely not right with him, right? So… who is he? How does he play into the psychological torment of Frank Castle’s family?

…What happens when the torment becomes physical?

God I love The Shed so much lol. I’m getting all amped up just thinking about it now 😂.

you @ me ^

I’m tryna post another reaction pic but it ain’t happening - so just envision me looking cool asf crying

I am delighted you keep coming back for nourishment! I am delighted my fics are not yet stale! I am delighted to know you are here for the tenth time this week! I am delighted to know my insanity has not scared you off!