I got tagged by hellhound-juliet
Rule #1 always post the rules.
Rule #2 answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.
Rule #3 tag 11 people then link them in the post.
Rule #4 tell them you tagged them
Rule#5 tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions
1. What is one unusual fact about you?
   I have toes... 10 of them...
2. Are you allergic to anything?
  I'm allergic to human affection.
3. Do you like surprises?
   No, but I like presents. Presents are nice.
4. Have you ever broken a bone, if so, how?
   No. Unless my feels are bones. 'Cuz if they are, then you, they've been broken many of times.
5. What weird fetish do you have?
   I have a breathing fetish... and a fetish of all things interested in me... I just want to be loved...
6. Can we be friends? (no be seriously message me, kik, snapchat, whatever you want just ask)
   Abso-toot-ley! Feel free to message me anytime
7. What is one word or phrase that offends you, even if it’s not towards you?
  Gay and lesbian used as an insult to someone when today, it's not offensive.
8. What is your dream job?
   Right now I have no idea, maybe a professional blogger?
9. What is your favorite color?
   Turquoise
10. Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
     Because the people that are supposed to think of that are uncreative ass-wads.
And last but not least:
11. Can we be friends? I like friends. (like I said, message via tumblr, kik, snapchat, just ask; I’m so lonely)
     Sure hon, you can message me via tumblr anytime! (◠ω◠✿)
Oka so I'm gonna be a meanie-cheater-pants and not make more questions or tag people because I know that some people get annoyed by these and would rather not do them. However, if you are one of the people that like these things, feel free to make one, answer these questions and say I tagged you(or you know, you could just make one and start your own chain, whatevs)
